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AuthorTopic:   Star Wars May Cost Me My Job: Episode 7
Obi Two
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posted 07-30-1999 11:51 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two     Edit/Delete Message
Vrian,

That is crap!! You must use the power os the slack to best of your ability. Everyone else is out golfing??? I think it's time for a 5 hour lunch, with some heavy drinkinh on the side. You must use tyou Jedi mind powers on your boss. "I'm not the employee you're looking for..."

Spoiler: Hit the nose!

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 07-30-1999 11:56 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS   Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS     Edit/Delete Message
I know what you mean Gundark I try not to talk about star wars with them but I always let something slip. And once I do that. I can see their whole attitude change, then the eye role, and a convinient excuse to be somewhere other then here. It's really quite funny, and handy when you want to be left alone.

I'll arrive Satuday the 7. I'll need that day for unpacking and aquainting myself with the area. Also Im driving down so I'll be majorly tired.

But Sunday I'll keep it clear so we can all hang loose and be ourselves. I really dont like having to hold back my true feelings about Star Wars.

spoiler: Obi-Wan has no beard on TPM. Very nice.

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gundark
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posted 07-30-1999 11:57 AM    Click Here to See the Profile for gundark     Edit/Delete Message
lunchtime for the east coast slackers

i want to see some serious slack when i return !

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Amidala's Suitor
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posted 07-30-1999 12:03 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Amidala's Suitor   Click Here to Email Amidala's Suitor     Edit/Delete Message
Jedi Soul, you will not be disappointed by The Blair Witch Project!! It's been a big topic of conversation around the office here. Actually, I came up to my desk this morning and there was a pile of rocks sitting on my desk. You'll understand when you see it.
As for the Navy, I don't want to detract from your duties as head writer, so here's what I'll do. You will have your own quarters aboard my Super Star Destroyer, The Slackerator. Your quarters will be complete with any tools you need for your duties.

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Obi Two
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posted 07-30-1999 12:05 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two     Edit/Delete Message
Enjoy lunch, maybe I should take an early one, like 3 hours early... "It's OK to take an early lunch." My Jedi mind powers will allow me to slack with new intensity. Intensity and slacking, 2 words you don't typically hear in the same sentence.

Spoiler: Sebulba is a slimo.

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 12:14 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Suitor, I'd like to join the Navy. I'm not such a bad pilot myself. Found a great way to slack today. Yell at a coworker who doesn't like TPM for slacking. They'll get in trouble and you'll be in the clear, because who would expect someone who told someone else not to slack of slacking?
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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Obi Two
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posted 07-30-1999 12:14 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two     Edit/Delete Message
Did you see this guy complaining about our thread? He says we need a chat room, and that we are taking up space talking about irrelavant topics. I admit, we talk about irrelavan topics, but taking up space? What else are you going to talk about that hasn't been beaten to death already? Slackin' rules, I shall never give up our thread!

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 12:15 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Oops...

[This message has been edited by Darth Tater (edited 07-30-1999).]

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 12:17 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Suitor, I'd like to join the Navy. I'm not such a bad pilot myself. Found a great way to slack today. Yell at a coworker who doesn't like TPM for slacking. They'll get in trouble and you'll be in the clear, because who would expect someone who told someone else not to slack of slacking?
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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Jedi Soul
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posted 07-30-1999 12:21 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul   Click Here to Email Jedi Soul     Edit/Delete Message
Amidala's Suitor...
You've seen it??? Will it scare the hell out of me??? I certainly hope so ! That rock thing intrigues me...
Thanks for the quarters. All I need is my Windows 98 and a pencil and paper...

This is a list of new people added to my list of people who are getting my screenplay...

Carey(???)
Darth Tater...and no, you're not going to be in the script...
Jabbadabbado
QASM
Stellar

If you are not on this list or any others, please email me and you will be added immediately. Thanks guys!!!

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THX 1204
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posted 07-30-1999 12:22 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for THX 1204     Edit/Delete Message
Home Time

Sorry I haven't been my usual self today - I hate it when it's busy here . I almost flamed a Junior Member but I managed to control my anger and Dar feelings toward them

well I'm in work tommorrow so I'll be slacking over the weekend, Creepio is that officialy allowed?

Have a great weekend!!

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Jedi Soul
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posted 07-30-1999 12:29 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul   Click Here to Email Jedi Soul     Edit/Delete Message
THX 1204...
I'm sorry you're having a bad day... . I've had a bad week, so I know how you feel. Just slack even harder when you get home... let the phone ring and don't answer; order pizza; don't do any of your wash. Trust me, after a few hours of Star Wars and being lazy, you'll be back to yourself, I promise !

[This message has been edited by Jedi Soul (edited 07-30-1999).]

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 07-30-1999 12:51 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS   Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS     Edit/Delete Message
Obi Two Your right. I mean what else is ther to talk about. Everything has been discussed, speculated, theorized to death.
When they release it on Vedio/DVD then we'll have something to talk about..

Im still looking for some Valid Spoiler for Episode two. Anyone see any that looks credible?

Its a sad day in the NorthEast
They closed TPM here in Massachusetts, my ability to quote from TPM has taken a new low. I wish I could bring it back. And I hope TPM stays open in Maryland and DC until I can get there!

Slack on, Slack on!

spoiler: Jar Jar is fearful of his own shadow.

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Obi Two
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posted 07-30-1999 12:52 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two     Edit/Delete Message
I must put this thread back on top, if just to piss off that basher guy! He is really pissing me, I need to breath, I think I am drifting towards the Dark SIde of the Slack. I must become at peace witht he slack, I must breathe.... OK, much better. Slackers rule, keep up the great work!

Spoiler: TPM gets better each time you see it!

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 07-30-1999 01:01 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS   Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS     Edit/Delete Message
Hey Jedi Soul Long time no speak! When are you heading out to see TBWP.

I might go to see it today too, but my brother wants to see Deep Blue Sea. I have a bad feeling about it.. But if it will shut my brother up and make him happy I'll probebaly take him. Well at least there's a Star Wars acter in it. SLJ. I'll do it for Mace Windu!!

If we have enough money, I'll make it a back to back. DBS and TBWP. But that leaves my Saturday high and dry. What say you Fellow Slacker? What should I do?

theory: Droidkas/battle droids are made by Ford.

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 07-30-1999 01:07 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS   Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS     Edit/Delete Message
You know I truly belong here, among the slackers. Im going to reveal a little more about myself. (Like I haven't revealed enough:

I know I belong here because my name says I belong. My full initials are


TJCS = Taryn, Jedi Council Slacker.
It can't be just coincidence.

spoiler: Gungans, and Naboo form a symbiant (sp?) circle.

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QASM
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posted 07-30-1999 01:07 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for QASM   Click Here to Email QASM     Edit/Delete Message
Quick note on Blair Witch...I couldn't sleep right for 2 days after seeing it...but it is a FANTASTIC movie. Just watch EVERYTHING Jedi Soul...

Q

Lots o' cool dewbacks in TPM (right A6?)

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C Creepio
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posted 07-30-1999 01:19 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio   Click Here to Email C Creepio     Edit/Delete Message
Hey, gang, been slacking all day. Lots of activity on the forums these days. On a funny note: I printed out my poems thread.
Then like 30 minutes later, this lady who I never talk to handed me a sheet of paper. She said, "You must be the Jedi."

I looked at the paper and it was the last page of the thread, which I accidentally left on the printer.

Isn't that funny?

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Lady Brix
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posted 07-30-1999 01:20 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lady Brix   Click Here to Email Lady Brix     Edit/Delete Message
Hey slackers! You guys are so funny. Creepio rules! I'm new on this forum and I think I may be a slacker, but I have just one question: Are you allowed to be a slacker if you're not SUPPOSED to be getting any work done? That is, if I'm doing nothing, but that's all I'm supposed to be doing, is that truly slacking? I'm a student and I have off for the summer. (Rest assured I shall slack through the school year as well, especially on nights when I have a lot of homework!) Please tell me if I am worthy to join the ranks of the lazy and unproductive.
Also, another question: What is the screenplay that Jedi Soul is talking about? Are you writing a version of EpII or something? Can I get a copy?
To all the slackers in Atlanta,
I read about the shootings in the newspaper. That's really awful. I can't believe people would use that as an argument for the NRA. May the Force be with all of you.

MANDATORY SPOILER: After Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan rescue the Queen and Co. from the TF battle droids, they all stop by the royal appartments to pick up the Queen's wardrobe before they make their escape!!!

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Lady Brix
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posted 07-30-1999 01:22 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lady Brix   Click Here to Email Lady Brix     Edit/Delete Message
Oops! Double post. Sorry, guys.

[This message has been edited by Lady Brix (edited 07-30-1999).]

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Jedi Soul
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posted 07-30-1999 01:27 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul   Click Here to Email Jedi Soul     Edit/Delete Message
TO ALL.....

Some retard has just posted a thread saying that our slacker thread is ruining the forum and should be banished!!!!!!!
STOP THIS IDIOT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
His thread is in Spoilers allowed. Go see it. It's near the top or the forum. The title's something like "C Creepio should get his own chatroom" or something...

Jedi Knight TarynS...
I know what it's like to have a brother make you see the a stupid movie. Hey, my brother made me see "Muppets from Space," and he's 19!!!!! He has serious mental problems, I know... . Anyways, since Mace is in it, it can't be that bad... go see that today with your brother and go see "The Blair Witch Project" tomorrow at midnight. It's best when seen in the dark, I'm told...

Q...
I can't wait to see it!!!!! And guess what??? I'm going to see it alone at midnight... I'm going to scare the hell out of myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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Jabbadabbado
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posted 07-30-1999 01:28 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jabbadabbado     Edit/Delete Message
It's about time a decent anti-slacker movement sprang up on this forum. I think we've earned that right.


TPM critique of the day: ships don't make noise in space.

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Jedi Soul
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posted 07-30-1999 01:32 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul   Click Here to Email Jedi Soul     Edit/Delete Message
Lady Brix
It doesn't matter what kind of slacker you are... as long as you slack!!! Welcome aboard, fellow slacker !!! We will be watching your slacking with GREAT interest...

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Amidala's Suitor
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posted 07-30-1999 01:32 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Amidala's Suitor   Click Here to Email Amidala's Suitor     Edit/Delete Message
Jedi Soul, I think it's safe to say that Blair Witch will scare the living buhjeezus
out of you. My best friend Owen (the Qui-Gon to my Obi-Wan) and I saw last saturday. When it was over and the credits started rolling, it was silent in the theatre except for the shuffling of people as they left the theatre. We went to lunch after that and hardly said a word to each other we were so freaked out. QASM, I know what you mean, I didn't have that much trouble sleeping, but I still can't get it out of my head...

Darth Tater, I appoint you as Captain of my elite fighter squadron. You will lead any and all attacks on basher outposts and the like. MTSBWY.

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Obi Two
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posted 07-30-1999 01:41 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two     Edit/Delete Message
How are we supposed to stop that tool w/o flaming him? I think I fell into the flaming trap for a couple of posts there, sorry about that. There needs to be some way to poke fun at him, and get him riled up with out flaming him? Any ideas? Wow, I need to remain at peace with the slack.... Yes, much better.

Spoiler: Ben Kenobi = Obi Wan Kenobi

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 01:47 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Thank you for the honor Suitor, I will do my best. Welcome aboard Lady Brix!
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 01:48 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Thank you for the honor Suitor, I will do my best. Welcome aboard Lady Brix!
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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Lady Brix
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posted 07-30-1999 01:55 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Lady Brix   Click Here to Email Lady Brix     Edit/Delete Message
Hey everybody! The Slack is with us today! Nothing much happening over here--the rest of the family is at the beach. Lovely weather to be sure, but I'd much rather hang out on the forums. This is SO cool. SLACK ON!!!
BTW, I loved the picture a few pages back, Jedi Soul. How do you do that? And do you have any pictures of Liam?
SPOILER: Jar Jar is Anakin's father! (This is why he turns to the dark side.)
"Ani, mesa your father!"
"NOOOOO!!! That's impossible!"
(jumps down bottomless pit) LOL

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absolutjedi
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posted 07-30-1999 02:03 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for absolutjedi   Click Here to Email absolutjedi     Edit/Delete Message
Many days has my server been down...
Many days have I seen the dark side...
But the slack was with me and I survived!!!
I've got a lot of catching up to do. Just wanted to say hi and ask "Has anyone seen my slack sabre???" I know I left it in the old office, just hope someone grabed it for me before walking out the door and turning out the lights...

Slack on brothers and sisters! Slack on!


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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 02:08 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Nice to see you absolutjedi!
After being apointed to the Slacker Navy I have officially pulled off the attack on the anti-slacker thread so that it may sink to the bottom. MTSBWY.
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 02:09 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Nice to see you absolutjedi!
After being apointed to the Slacker Navy I have officially pulled off the attack on the anti-slacker thread so that it may sink to the bottom. MTSBWY.
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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Obi Two
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posted 07-30-1999 02:11 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two     Edit/Delete Message
The Slack is definitely with us today! We shalll overcome all bashers of this thread, they understimate the power of the Slack! Welcome back Absolut, your faith in the Slack has saved you from the Dark Side.... Friday, a slacker's paradise!

Spoiler: Yoda Pez dispensers rule!!

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QASM
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posted 07-30-1999 02:18 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for QASM   Click Here to Email QASM     Edit/Delete Message
WB absolutjedi!

A note to everyone:

YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!! Thanks for thinking of us in the ATL. Maybe we don't sit here and constantly spout philosophical dissertations on everything in the SW universe, but this is the best thread in JC! I don't care what anyone says <yes I mean you Rowlf>.

TarynS-See ya in the lounge!
Jedi Soul-Enjoy Blair Witch!

And I'll catch the rest of you crazy kids on Monday morn.

MTSBWY...A

Q

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 02:25 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Fellow slackers, I need your help. My Empire is floundering. Please go to my thread and join my ranks. Thanks a million.
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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C Creepio
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posted 07-30-1999 02:25 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio   Click Here to Email C Creepio     Edit/Delete Message
Brix: The absense of work does not reduce your ability to slack. Think of yourself in Slacker Spring Training. Get practice in now for when you have actual work. You'll thank yourself.

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 07-30-1999 02:28 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS   Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS     Edit/Delete Message
TarynS, fades in Pesonal Mon Motha to our most beloved Leader, Master Slacker C Creepio and recruiter and trainer for new slackers.

Welcome to the following new Slackers of the week:

Vrain Sinth, Intrigue007, Stellor, Carey, Queen Amidala, dapper, hew, Darth Vandelay, Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dark Lord of the Garlic, obi-wan's jedi knickers, Lady Brix , Obi Two, and Darth Salacious.

You've all done well. You've all grown strong and progressing very nicely, but you're no Jedi Slackers yet.

You must avoid the dark side, flaming, slow post days, work, a healthy ambition to succeed in the work place, the dark side are they. Easily they flow... quick to join when promotion time comes around. Beware of them. A heavy price is paid for the power they bring. For once you start down that dark path forever will it dominate your destiny... Consume you it will.

If you are to follow the ways of the Slack, be mindful of what you have learned today, and join C Creepio in his quest to enlighten the forum the ways of the Slack and just plain having fun.

TarynS fades out, I love my slacker appointment
Save you he can!!!
Now go out there and Slack!!

(my most sincere appologies to those I missed. please send me your formal resume so I can rectify my over looking you)

spoiler: Yaddle is girl.. I think..

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 02:33 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Slacker Navy Rogue Squadron annoincement:
No slackers are to post in ANY thread started by a basher if you can at all help it. This way we can crush there Rebellion with one swift stroke.
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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Darth Tater
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posted 07-30-1999 02:34 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater     Edit/Delete Message
Man, I'm double posting a lot today!

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 07-30-1999 02:36 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS   Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS     Edit/Delete Message
Vrain Sinth, has left his office. They let him get off early. And he sends his farewells and happy slacking to those still remaining.
Good goin' Sinth. Looking forward to slacking with you again Monday!

This has been a healthy day of slacking for all of us. Keep it up.


Fact: Star Wars Saga is loved by all forum members.

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Amidala's Suitor
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posted 07-30-1999 02:39 PM    Click Here to See the Profile for Amidala's Suitor   Click Here to Email Amidala's Suitor     Edit/Delete Message
IT's been a great day for the Slack!! I've spent the past 45 minutes looking over the forums and putting together my Micro Machines Galactic Senate to adorn my desk. I've done absolutely nothing work related, and no one has said anything!! The Slack is with me today! I'm about to start reading SW:Outlander part 2 and learn more about the mysterious Aurra Sing. MTSBWY!


Spoiler: Aurra Sing just stands there.

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