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| Sandfarmer Member |  posted 07-28-1999 02:54 PM   Just spent some office time slacking in Toys R Us checking out TPM toys. Very cool. Still no Destroyer Droids though. MANDATORY SPOILER: Natalie Portman is pretty. IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 02:58 PM Check out the Star Wars legos. I have Anakin's pod racer, it rules!! I need to try that sleeping thing, one question, what happens if you start snoring? IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:01 PM  Just see what happens when I work!!!! SEE!!!!! I was really irritated by this dumb @$$ here until I saw Jedi Soul's much needed eye candy. Thanx JS! Unfortunately I can't check my netzero acct till I leave this hellhole lab and go home. Which may be very soon if this person doesn't stay away from me. Help me! I'm turning to the dark side!! Q IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:03 PM Oh and Suitor...definitely come grab me for the next outing by the Navy. Q IP: Logged |
| Darth Tater Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:09 PM Couldn't get on P:SA for two days! TarynS, here are my job qualifications: Do not know the deffinition of the word "work" Expert slacker Love SW Hate SW haters Am Emperor of P:SA So do I get the job? IP: Logged |
| Vrian Sinth Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:11 PM To prevent snoring from getting you in trouble, you need to keep your head close to the computer so the fan drowns out the noise!!  Either that or put the scotch tape to good use!IP: Logged |
| Amidala's Suitor Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:13 PM JS, you are the coolest!! If you ever want a position in the Slacker Navy, just name it and it's yours. QASM, the Slacker Navy is going waterskiing again sometime next week, I'll be sure to let you know. All slackers are invited, of course. Darth Maul has bad teeth. [This message has been edited by Amidala's Suitor (edited 07-28-1999).] [This message has been edited by Amidala's Suitor (edited 07-28-1999).] IP: Logged |
| C Creepio Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:15 PM Darth Tater, you're approved for the job. I award you the rank of...Millennium Falcon copilot. I'm so good at slacking, I can move my mouse pointer to my Excel icon without even looking at the screen. Your humble leader IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:21 PM The fan! Why didn't I think of that? Thank you for enlightening me in the ways of the Slack, I am learning.... Now if I could find some scotch tape for my nose... Hehehe... By the way Creepio, I am very impressed with your mouse control! IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:22 PM I see 100 post just around the corner!! and all is well!! Man, we should have been at 1000 by now, if our office had not been so conveniently lost! But oh well. This place is growing on me.
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| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:27 PM Oh we have this student working for us in the lab, and of course she waits until we're completely out of stuff to tell me we need to order it (cuz I do all the ordering). Just makes me mad, so I grumped at her a little. But I feel so relaxed since I sucked down another electric lemonade, and now that Suitor's back to strike up another flick. 1/2 hour to go.... Q IP: Logged |
| gundark Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:30 PM THX is in England. i hope he still isn't at work. i was in the middle of trying to break into our executive washroom. someone lost the key spoiler ! IP: Logged |
| Darth Tater Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:39 PM Cool! co-pilot! Anyone want to come for a ride? "Be mindfull of the nap, but not at the expense of the posting." Sincerely, Your Emperor IP: Logged |
| C Creepio Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:39 PM Guys! This is not SW related but it's so funny I have to tell you. There's this new lady at work that looks EXACTLY like Tootsie! The hair, the glasses, the clothes, even the voice! She's so fun to look at because I have to keep telling myself, "That's really Dustin Hoffman." Spoiler: R2-D2 meets 3PO for the first time. IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:41 PM Hey Q, you're leavin' at 4pm EDT too? Im packing my stuff up right now. IP: Logged |
| Intrigue007 Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:41 PM Is it too late for the pool? I just got back from a 2.5 hour lunch break. I have a snorkel and a towel. Oohlala! Lotion! IP: Logged |
| Darth Tater Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:43 PM The funniest billboards are showing up on this thread. One said "quit your day job" and another said "earn money working from home!" Funny stuff  Sincerely, Your Emperor IP: Logged |
| Shimmergloom Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:44 PM Hey! When is Natalie coming over to clean me!?! I should be rewarded for being well put together, and a good slacker. Spoiler: Padme cleans R2-D2 in TPM. R2 seems to enjoy it too. Lucky droid. IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:45 PM Oohhh, EDT. I think will start going by that, too bad I live on the west coast. Maybe I'll just use it as quitting time. No that's a good slacking idea.... IP: Logged |
| Senator Binks2 Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:47 PM QASM -- sounds like your intern's a slacker. No supplies... no can do work. IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:49 PM Yeah TarynS...almost there! Hey can I still slack from home? Oh jeez I keep forgetting to add in my spoilers: Sebulba almost kicks Jar Jar's you-know-what. Q IP: Logged |
| Dara Starscream Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:51 PM Jesus, I head to the Outer Rim for a few days and all hell busts loose! What happened? Meantime, back to the slack. -Starscream IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:52 PM Nah Binks2, there's a difference between being a slacker and a moron. Q IP: Logged |
| gundark Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:54 PM there are currently three slacker orginated threads at the top of this fourm... it looks like we are all hard at work slacking.impressive, most impressive. stock options and company landspeeders will soon be VP of slack operations Gundark... spoiler IP: Logged |
| Dara Starscream Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:54 PM Oh, and spoiler for the day . . . Mind tricks don't work on Toydarians. Especially junk dealers. -DS IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:57 PM Q, Thanks for that clarification. I know a lot of people who might think of themselves as slackers, and they are just morons. We could do work if we felt like it, we just don't feel like it. They couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat. Plus they all seem to drive in front of me on the way home from work! Spoiler: Han Solo is Indiana Jones! IP: Logged |
| Darth Tater Member | posted 07-28-1999 03:59 PM I keep forgetting to put TPM related stuff into my posts, so here goes: Padme is an angel IP: Logged |
| Intrigue007 Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:10 PM How is this for slackin'? Last week I closed the door to my office and hung up a DO NOT DISTURB sign and watched the the enitire tiliogy at work. I spent a good part of the next day figuring out how much money I was actually making for watching each episode. Spoiler: Does Mace Windu's light sabre say "Bad MotherF*****" on it? IP: Logged |
| Senator Binks2 Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:13 PM Excellent point QASM, I stand corrected. I'll have to remember that "no supplies" gambit, though. Maybe the REAL key is to seem very productive while at the same time doing very little. It's a fine line. IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:16 PM Intrigue, that rules! Bringing the Slack to new heights, I respect that. I think Mace Windu repeats some Bible verses before he slices them up. By the way since his sidekick was Yoda in TPM, does that mean Yoda fills the same role as John Travolta did in Pulp Fiction? New Spoiler; John Tavolta = Yoda IP: Logged |
| Shimmergloom Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:17 PM I'm still Dirtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. C'mon I can't clean myself, that would be unslacklike. Where's Padme? IP: Logged |
| C Creepio Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:17 PM A big pile of actual work just landed on my desk. Like I'm ever going to look at it.
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| Vrian Sinth Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:28 PM Obi Two, I say those of us on Western Time and Mountain Time quit at Eastern Time like you said. Good Slackin'!! I think you might also be able to use paper clips somehow to help the snoring. Sound good? Shimmergloom, Natalie can't come in right now, but Carrie Fisher says she'll bath you! *SPOILER*, C3PO's parts are showing!! [This message has been edited by Vrian Sinth (edited 07-28-1999).] [This message has been edited by Vrian Sinth (edited 07-28-1999).] IP: Logged |
| Shimmergloom Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:38 PM <I must be cleaned by Padme. She did such a good job last time. I'm afraid my Motivator may go bad if anyone but Natalie cleans me.> The above was translated from beeps and clicks of the astro droid language. Spoiler: Yoda has cooler ears than Spock. IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:43 PM Paper clips for the snoring? Not a bad idea, much better than thumb tacks! OK, since it's almost 5 on the east coast, I'll top aorking for the day, oh wait! I haven't worked all day anyways. I guess I will just increase my slacking efforts (is that an oxymoron?). Hey do we have a bar set up in here some where? Or just a kiddie pool full of beer? (Ahh, college memories! )IP: Logged |
| dapper_bloke Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:44 PM 9:45pm at home (London) - still slacking... have beer - have cigarettes - have internet connection - have just registered my vote for Creepio to be elected to Admin - have ESB on video... maxi big da Slack... IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:47 PM I just want to reiterate a point made many times on this thread (and others): JEDI SOUL IS DA BOMB!!!! I come home from a crappy day of working (mostly) to a swell EwanCard. Made my day! Well it's about time for the bachelorette's dream dinner...Velveeta shells n cheese. Maybe I'll use the Jedi Mind trick at the ol Winn-Dixie.... <waves hand> You WILL take this check Payday is Friday, drinks are on me! Q Mini-spoiler...some of those Ewoks were puppets. IP: Logged |
| C Creepio Member | posted 07-28-1999 04:57 PM I am honored to have been nominated for Admin. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. Talk about a MAJOR step up in slackage! I couldn't have done it without you guys. Man, this week we have totally taken over the Forums. Good work, people. Top notch. TOP NOTCH! IP: Logged |
| gundark Member | posted 07-28-1999 05:00 PM the slack is strong here.over 100 posts in one day . may the slack be with you all. i'm out. Gundark. VP of Slacker Operations. IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 05:04 PM Creepio, it's just a homage to all of your great slacking leadership. Any one who quotes Strickland from Back to the Future is stonrg with the Slack. You have passed the trials and deserve to be called a Slack Master (and an admin). IP: Logged |
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