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| Sandfarmer Member |  posted 07-28-1999 11:29 AM   C Creepio-rest assured, your sister will not fall prey to the sith on my watch. Jedi Soul-Great story. I think I will send this page to all of my friends around the country to help them slack at work. I've got to see the Haunting but I still need to see TPM a few more times. p.s. MANDATORY SPOILER: Yoda says cool stuff. [This message has been edited by Sandfarmer (edited 07-28-1999).] IP: Logged |
| Amidala's Suitor Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:34 AM  Well, as Admiral of the Slacker Navy, my first act is a water skiing trip for all the slackers!! Anyone who want's to come meet me downstairs at the docks in 10 minutes!!! IP: Logged |
| Amidala's Suitor Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:41 AM Oh, and I've been slacking on the mandatory spoilers, so Obi Wan fights with a Lightsaber and Jar Jar might be found to be annoying. IP: Logged |
| Jabbadabbado Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:51 AM Jedi Soul, that's a great story! You are now the official Ambassador of Slack. I'll send a memo to the HR department. ******** IP: Logged |
| Darth Vandelay Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:52 AM When I first found this forum, I made promise to myself that I wouldn't go to it when I was at work. Then I started reading from it daily, so I amended my promise so that I just wouldn't post while at work. Since I am too weak-minded to resist anymore, I just want to say to C Creepio and all other slackers, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! Big time Spoiler: Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan use the FORCE in TPM! IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:52 AM We won't let you down Creepio! MTSBWY Q IP: Logged |
| Senator Binks2 Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:56 AM Congratulations on the promotions all. I hope they come with raises and/or stock in SWMCMMJ, Creepio. As General of the Ground Forces I assure you all that any attack on our hallowed turf will be swiftly repelled by the complete indifference and lazy nonchalence of our finest infantry. Anyone given any thought to setting up a SWMCMMJ website? I think it's time we got an official home beyond TheForce.Net... someplace to back-up things up and retreat to on bad-server days. Also any suggestions for lunch? I'm damn hungry. IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:56 AM SPOILER WARNING!!! . . . . . . . . . . Anakin becomes Darth Vader!
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| Intrigue007 Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:57 AM I would like to submit a resume and photo. IP: Logged |
| THX 1204 Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:57 AM European operations are running smoothly! I'm glad there aren't too many Euro Slackers - means I can slack of my new Job! I am off to slack some more... I keep coming up with Surreal ideas for posts. Also to add to Creepio's post about nick names people in my office a calling me Young Jedi and they don't even like the film, but as my powers grow they will be turned. You guys have got to see my Yoda cup! IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 11:59 AM Master Creepio, I am honored that you would place me as trainer for new slackers. I will not fail you! This has got to be the happiest day of my life! I dont think graduation will top this. Im so happy I could burst. But that would be messy so I wont. And just in a nick of time. Im a member again! Sweeet!! Does anyone know how to spell [sp?]carpitunles[/ Spoiler: IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:03 PM TarynS..do you mean Carple Tunnel Syndrome? The wrist thing? Jeez I don't know if I spelled it right either. Hey remember that dude on the forums who's username was Capt. Tarpel's Syndrome...that used to crack me up. Ok, I'd better get to lunch, I'm getting lightheaded from lack of food. Q IP: Logged |
| C Creepio Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:18 PM Nice work all around. Man, you slackers are something else. A SWMCMMJ website? An official place of pilgrimage? I say we look into this. Anyone know anything about it? I haven't the foggiest. IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:19 PM Welcome Intrigue007 , Let me review this and I'll get back to you... impressive almost to 200 post I see.  Nice pic, but sure you must know you'r looks is not the only thing that matters. (but it doesnt hurt to look like Obi, or Luke ) J.K.You're in Intrigue007. You have much potential. You're career will be watched with great intrest. Hey Q Thanks for the help there. You have know idea how much of help it was. I'll use it anyway.
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| Jabbadabbado Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:28 PM It's CARPAL tunnel syndrome, and (another note to HR) it's the number one health risk to slackers behind CRT-induced brain tumors. IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:35 PM Thanks Jab!!
Im diein' here [This message has been edited by Jedi Knight TarynS (edited 07-28-1999).] IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:37 PM Yes, a band member in the Mos Eisly cantina. That has always been my life long expectation. The Slack has treated me well. I think Sebilba is really Lando in disguise... IP: Logged |
| THX 1204 Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:43 PM Creepio, I've just worked out you average around 19.25 posts per working day (assuming you don't post over the weekend!) If you account for every day you could have posted since 6/25 (that's your registration date) it's 15.08. I feel pretty lame at 10.5 and 7.5 respectively. Okay Guys & Gals... lets see your figures! IP: Logged |
| QASM Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:44 PM Thanx Jabba...I knew I was somewhat close! Oh and don't forget severe myopia from staring at the computer screen all day. Suitor, wake up! He's crashed out on the couch! Me on the other hand...I'm chillin in the Darth Maul chair, sippin an electric lemonade. We are now on our second viewing of A Life Less Ordinary when you want to join us TarynS. Thank god for cell phones so I can check up on Creepio's sis every now and then... Q IP: Logged |
| THX 1204 Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:45 PM oopps meant 5/25 as your registration date - me calculations are correct htough! IP: Logged |
| Vrian Sinth Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:52 PM I can!! Pick me!! Jedi Knight TarynS, I can treat Carpal Tunnel Syndrom!! I'll wrap your hands up so you can't do ANYTHING and you'll have the prime excuse to be a slacker. Can I move into the lounge? I can bring my own bean bag and popcorn. You won't have to worry about a thing. I won't be much on doing the dishes cause I'm such a slacker. Master Creepio can teach me how to do the dishes with the force!! Sound good? Ahhhh. That tent was getting a little stuffy. Good to be in PSA!! [This message has been edited by Vrian Sinth (edited 07-28-1999).] [This message has been edited by Vrian Sinth (edited 07-28-1999).] IP: Logged |
| Amidala's Suitor Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:57 PM Q, I wasn't crashed on the couch,I was out water skiing w/ the Slacker Navy, where were you guys? Oh well, if you missed this one don't worry, there will be plenty more water ski trips in the future, this as Admiral of the Slacker Navy, I promise. Anyone wanna watch the Ewan/Obi Wan scenes in TPM in slow motion w/ me again? [This message has been edited by Amidala's Suitor (edited 07-28-1999).] IP: Logged |
| Senator Binks2 Member | posted 07-28-1999 12:58 PM I think we definitely need a website. It will be THE "Star Wars reference for working people". Unfortunately, a project just landed on my desk for this afternoon, but I'll be brainstorming up here. If anyone has any suggestions for style or content, please post them. In an organization of slackers, it ALWAYS take more than one person to get the job done. .... just like it takes BOTH Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon to kill Maul. Each kept hoping the other would do it. Lazy *******s. IP: Logged |
| C Creepio Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:02 PM THX 1204- Nice! Good stats, good stats indeed. Only 6 hours until I see TPM again (it's leaving Orlando soon. That's bad). To add to my SW collection at home; An original 1977 Vader with cape and saber. $20. Not bad. Not bad at all. My collection continues to grow. I buy only original action figures from the 70's. (I have three of them so far) But I will have all by the time Ep2 comes out. I promise. That still counts as slacking because I tell people about my action figures at work. That means not only am I slacking, I'm causing others to slack- without them knowing! IP: Logged |
| THX 1204 Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:07 PM Right I'm off home now European operations will have to be put on hold - I will bring this to the top tommorrow morning! The website is a great idea www.swmcmmj.com ? We could have our own forum! and be Administrators! Have a great day my Slacker friends! See you tommorrow! IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:13 PM I am so happy to have this forum back. I was slacking off in my slacking with out it around. The Slack is my ally. Spoiler -> Palpatine is evil... And he hangs out with that Maul guy. IP: Logged |
| Sabé Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:14 PM Have fun, THX 1204 ! Don't work at home either ! Creepio, I'm honored to be your protocol slacker. I'll do my work with my usual dedication, and I promiss you won't be disappointed. Spoiler for Episode III : Anakin kills Obi-Wan at the lava-pit duel. The Obi-Wan in ANH is a clone. (Hey, prove me I'm wrong ! IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:14 PM What a mess let me try again: :-) Padawan TarynS Jedi Knight Taryn Weekends not included. did I do that right? [This message has been edited by Jedi Knight TarynS (edited 07-28-1999).] IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:32 PM Creepio, Is the man still trying to keep you down? I saw your hacker post. We will fight to the end for you, we are all brothers (and sisters) in the Slack. Use the Slack Creepio... IP: Logged |
| Vrian Sinth Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:32 PM Whew!! That was a close one! All day it's minimize maxamize....minimize maxamize... I've got an old project up on the screen as well so that after I minimize SWMCMMJ it looks like I'm hard at work! IP: Logged |
| C Creepio Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:38 PM All's well here. No more hacking. That thing was weird. Everytime I hit submit, it came back saying I was trying to hack into TF.N (which the true Jedi that I am could easily do anyway- even though I don't know a thing about hacking). "You're a slacker. Do you want to be a slacker the rest of your life?" Personally, I would have answered yes. IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:53 PM With these cool office accomidations. Id say HELL YEAH!! Glad to say you've made it safely in Creepio. IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 01:54 PM "I remember when your father went to school here, he was a slcaker, too." -Strickland in Back to the Future IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 02:02 PM Vrian Sinth of course you're welcome to the Lounge. Just make sure you Slack Hard and you Slack often. With that said. You know all that which you need. IP: Logged |
| gundark Member | posted 07-28-1999 02:07 PM Didn't that guy ever have any hair ? i'm at about 12.5 posts per workday... not bad. not good for a true slacker though. IP: Logged |
| Jedi Soul Member | posted 07-28-1999 02:23 PM The following slackers should check their e-mail immediately... Amidala's Suitor Why??? You have a surprise! Here's a hint... Hope ya like it! [This message has been edited by Jedi Soul (edited 07-28-1999).] IP: Logged |
| Obi Two Member | posted 07-28-1999 02:38 PM Obi-wan Ewan is strong in the ways of the Slack. He is one of us!! At least I hope so. IP: Logged |
| Jedi Knight TarynS Member | posted 07-28-1999 02:40 PM Heyy Jedi Soul That is so sweet and considerate of you to send us the cards and to post that gorgeous pic!! Oooh La la!! c'est encroyable' You've been keeping youself busy slacking, Jedi Soul. Very good finds. IP: Logged |
| C Creepio Member | posted 07-28-1999 02:41 PM Which email, Jedi Soul? Real or fake? Is it what I think it is? Man, that will make my day over and over!!!! just over 4 hours until I see TPM. Too late in the day for an "on the clock viewing". IP: Logged |
| Vrian Sinth Member | posted 07-28-1999 02:51 PM Any of you ever tried sleeping at work by keeping your face pointed towards the computer screen and your hand on the mouse? (to make you look busy)(he he!!) IP: Logged |
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