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Jedi Knight TarynS Member	posted 09-23-1999 08:34 AM Good morning Slackers!! Upseee Daisy my young friend. You are too new to fall this low. IP: Logged
C Creepio Member	posted 09-23-1999 08:38 AM Hey gang of slack master generals. Saw TPM last night at the dollar theater. Nice, very nice. Today? Just slacking. IP: Logged
Sandfarmer IV Member	posted 09-23-1999 08:40 AM Awww yeah. Just 24 hours away from the Friday Funk Fest. Slack on. IP: Logged
gundark Member	posted 09-23-1999 08:40 AM good morning slackers it's going to be a busy day IP: Logged
hew Member	posted 09-23-1999 08:45 AM Today is Friday for me! I've got tomorrow off. Three day weekend... IP: Logged
AmyAmeeAmi Member	posted 09-23-1999 08:50 AM heya Slackers!!! Sorry I have been among the missing lately...I don't know what has gotten into me. definately not work. Yesterday I snuck outta here at 2. Ahhh...what a life. Anyways, I back! G'Mornin! AAA IP: Logged
Jedi Knight TarynS Member	posted 09-23-1999 09:13 AM Man I truley can not wait till friday afternoon. Im so not going to do anything. Well may be get drunk and go clubing. IP: Logged
Twi'lek Babe Member	posted 09-23-1999 09:22 AM Woo-hoo, I made it! First allnighter in the slack. Should make for an interesting day in the cube! Have a slackity-slacking day all! IP: Logged
Sandfarmer IV Member	posted 09-23-1999 09:28 AM Hey slackers pals. I just realized that my combined user names equal well over 1500 posts so I am a double secret probation SITH. I posted a self-congratulatory thread about it so if anyone would like to help feed my already enormous ego or just make me feel swell you can check it out. Yippee. IP: Logged
Hacienda51 Member	posted 09-23-1999 09:41 AM Good morning slackers! Good to see some old faces reappearing. Thank you for the Ally McBeal dartboard, Sabe. I'll throw cheeseburgers at it. Darth Boss is moving down the hall! And Boss Mothma's moving in next to me in his place! Yippeeeeee! IP: Logged
Padawanna Cracker Member	posted 09-23-1999 09:48 AM Hello all! Please forgive this intrusion into your amazing slacking ability, but I just have to say....BRAVO!!! C Creepio: Very nice intro! I might actually get to join the ranks of slackers. Actually, maybe I already have. After all, I am at work. But I will get to work out of the house soon. BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! IP: Logged
gundark Member	posted 09-23-1999 09:59 AM PC all are welcome here, even if you end up woring from home. If you post at JCN during any kind of school function or are getting paid while you do it... You are a slacker. IP: Logged
Rhui Chatar Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:02 AM iew..? Is it really slackin' if you're doing it from Home! I mean are there no rules here! If a tree falls ..... RC IP: Logged
Sandfarmer IV Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:06 AM Welcome Padawanna Cracker, truly you are a closet slacker. You speak of the dream of all slackers, to get paid ot slack off from work in the luxury of your own home. To slack against the efforts of your boss when you are your own boss is truly slacking at its finest. We salute you. IP: Logged
Padawanna Cracker Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:08 AM See, working from home is the ultimate slacking. 1. Everyone thinks you're hard at work, because whenever they call you, they can hear typing in the background. 2. You're getting paid to sit around in your pjs all day eating cereal and watching movies. 3. You only do 2 hours of actual work in the office anyway. Why not live a little? 4. When you work at home, the company pays for your computer upgrades. (Think about it...) Ow. I thought too hard. I'll be going now. IP: Logged
C Creepio Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:08 AM As long as you procrastinate in any way, shape, or form, you are considered, at least in this circle, a slacker. Welcome to heaven. IP: Logged
Twi'lek Babe Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:25 AM Hacienda, my thoughts exactly--cheeseburgers with 'piggie' fries and a 'piggie' shake! IP: Logged
Kerivane S. Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:34 AM The problem, Hacienda, is that one needs must have jedi-like power to hit so small a target area on an Ally McBeal Dart board. I mean, first you have to find her. IP: Logged
Jedi Knight TarynS Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:35 AM Welcome to the SLACKCLUB Padawanna Cracker. You're uniform will arrive whenever one of use feels like getting it. (most likely never since we're all to busy slacking, So I suggest you just use what you have) But you're slackSaber is due to arrive within the next 2 soconds. Try not to cut yourself. SLACK ON!! IP: Logged
Padawanna Cracker Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:38 AM JKT: If I ever do get a uniform, I won't have to actually iron it, will I? Nah, what am I saying!!!!! IP: Logged
Hacienda51 Member	posted 09-23-1999 10:44 AM Welcome, PC! Did anybody else want to smack Calista Flockhart at the Emmys? That outfit was just screaming out for a good b!tchslap. Sorry...when you're slackin' you sometimes feel like smackin'. IP: Logged
C Creepio Member	posted 09-23-1999 11:14 AM McBeal=annorexic cocaine addict At least she looks like one. IP: Logged
dapper_bloke Member	posted 09-23-1999 11:37 AM dapper_bloke puts in a cameo appearance IP: Logged
Jedi Knight TarynS Member	posted 09-23-1999 11:45 AM Iron? What is this .... iron you speak of PC? dapper? is that you??? IP: Logged
gundark Member	posted 09-23-1999 11:50 AM dapper_bloke, dapper_bloke where !?? [This message has been edited by gundark (edited 09-23-1999).] IP: Logged
Jedi Knight TarynS Member	posted 09-23-1999 11:55 AM I tot i saw a dapperbloke.. I did!! I did! I did saw a dapperbloke!!! IP: Logged
C Creepio Member	posted 09-23-1999 12:13 PM dapper_bloke? Surely he must be dead by now... "Don't underestimate the bloke" IP: Logged
Hacienda51 Member	posted 09-23-1999 12:35 PM [Hacienda lies face down in the snow, bleeding and frozen. Her nose is running too.] HACIENDA: gasp cough [Suddenly the ghost of dapper_bloke appears before her.] DAPPER_GHOST: You will travel to the Internet...there you will learn from Creepio, the Slack Master who taught me. HACIENDA: Dapper? hack snort [DAPPER_GHOST fades away] HACIENDA: Dapper! [Her head falls with a thunk into the snow.] [Just then, gundark rides up on a Tauntaun.] IP: Logged
Padawanna Cracker Member	posted 09-23-1999 12:50 PM JKT: Iron....I think it's something you get when you eat red meat. And yes, Callista Flockhart is WAY too thin. And she even lost weight. But she doesn't have a problem. Oh no. It's the media's fault. (moron) And she's a terrible actress. Well, it's about time to take that early, long lunch and dream of tomorrow - while getting paid, of course. IP: Logged
Sandfarmer IV Member	posted 09-23-1999 12:56 PM That's why my goal in life is rock star/fiction writer. Never leave the house unless it is to go get paid or buy toys. IP: Logged
DarthWookiee Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:01 PM I gotta start hanging out with you people! I never wanted to admit it before, but I am a closet slacker!! Waah!!! Hee-hee!! Down with TGTIW!!!! Up with slacking!!! Yay!!! Oh rats, here comes more work!! No!! Must...fight... the urge... to.... work!!! Sith Lord DarthWookiee, The Freshmaker IP: Logged
gundark Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:03 PM don't do it DarthWookie don't do any wrk... " We shall not double our efforts "* " Do not or really Do not, there is no do" IP: Logged
C Creepio Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:05 PM Guys! There is now a person at work who speaks with a "fake-Chinese" accent every now and then. Thanks to me. Her favorite line: "Yes, of course." She does it pretty well too. Now, if I can only get her to say "I don't sense anything" with her best English accent.... IP: Logged
DarthWookiee Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:06 PM Fortunately, I don't work through lunch. Even better, I think I'll take a walk down to the cafeteria to see what books they're selling today, all in the name of "supporting the Employee Association" (read: slacking). Excellent! Besides, it appears a database problem not caused by me has occurred. Soemthing that's not my fault but will keep others from doing their job! Ah, bringing the slack to others... damn I'm good!! IP: Logged
Jedi Knight TarynS Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:12 PM Hacienda I loved your last post. Funny stuff. Keep em coming!! IP: Logged
C Creepio Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:20 PM About DarthWookie---- quote: The Slack is unusually strong with him IP: Logged
Hacienda51 Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:35 PM Not to keep bagging on Calista, but.. Did anybody see SNL last year where Drew Barrymore played Calista on Celebrity Jeopardy...and when she didn't write an answer for Final Jeopardy and "Alex" asked her why, she whispered, "the pen was too heavy"... LOL. IP: Logged
Amidala's Suitor Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:48 PM (looks at the Ally McBeal dart/cheeseburger board, hangs head down...) "I kinda like Ally McBeal..." IP: Logged
Hacienda51 Member	posted 09-23-1999 01:53 PM Because Taryn asked for it (and I need to boost the post count)...Creepio, you have inspired my slack yet again! SCENE: The Forest Moon, nightfall. TARYN has slipped out onto the balcony. Her friend HACIENDA, concerned, follows. (Aw heck, I forget how that scene starts. I'll just wing it.) HACIENDA: Taryn, what's wrong? TARYN: My boss is here, now...on this moon. HACIENDA: How do you know? TARYN: I sensed his presence. HACIENDA: But why did he follow us...here? TARYN: Beats me. [pause] You're throwing off my train of thought. Shut up. There's something I have to tell you. HACIENDA: Sorry. What's up? TARYN: First off, the boss is my father. HACIENDA: Oh sh!t. TARYN: There's more. It won't be easy for you to hear it, but you must. [Pause.] Do you remember your mother? Your REAL mother? HACIENDA: I don't remember last week, Taryn. TARYN: Ahhhh. [pause] I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her. HACIENDA: Taryn, why the h*ll are you telling me this? TARYN [upset]: Because I NEED to TALK about it! [Sighs.] Just shut up. I'm not finished. HACIENDA: Fine. What are you trying to say? TARYN: That if I don't come back, you're the last hope for the Slack. HACIENDA: Taryn, you have a power I don't HAVE and could NEVER understand... TARYN: You're wrong. You have that power too. [Gets Big Moment of Truth face on.] The Slack is strong in my family. My father has it...I have it...and...my SISTER has it... [HACIENDA looks shocked] Yes, Hacienda, it's you... HACIENDA [sobbing]: I know...somehow, I've always known... TARYN: Then you know why I must confront him... HACIENDA: No! Taryn, run away. FAR, far away. If he can sense your presence then LEAVE this place...I wish I could go with you... TARYN: No you don't. That would require effort, and you're a slacker. [TARYN walks away. HACIENDA weeps. Enter OBI TWO.] OBI TWO: Hey! What's going on? HACIENDA: Nothing. I just want to slack on my own for a little while... OBI TWO: C'mon, tell me. HACIENDA: I...I...CAN'T tell you... OBI TWO: Could you tell Taryn? Is that who you could tell? HACIENDA: Since you're never on the chat anymore... IP: Logged
C Creepio Member	posted 09-23-1999 02:17 PM ! That was fantiastic! I always knew you two were sisters. On a sad note, I just got an email from ym boss. This is part of it, cut and pasted for your reading pleasure. quote: On Wednesday, 9/29/99, we will conduct an exercise as if we lost our computers and / or electric power due to a disaster such as a hurricane, tornado, bomb OR.......the possibility of nothing working when we change dates to the Year 2000. You know what that means? NO COMPUTER FOR TWO DAYS! THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS! This is madness! IP: Logged

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