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C Creepio
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posted 08-19-1999 10:23 AM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
The people at work are giving me more "slacker opportunity" than expected. Hence, this week's slacker awards will come out early.

But first, I was on the webpage and noticed dapper_bloke was listed under the new promotions, yet he did not have a rank. I apologize for that and award our website guru the rank of "The Will of the Slack."

Now, onto the awards:

Most Enthusiastic Slackers: Sandfarmer (for not getting banned!) and RedHot5 (indeed your slack has grown powerful)

Best New Slacking Technique: Vrian Sinth, "Don't just do somthing, sit there. Cultivate aimlessness as an occasional and useful state of mind. Develop the attitude of 'letting be' for those times when there is simply nothing to be urgently done."
Thank you for sharing that slacker quote. Perhaps we can all learn something....

Best Post: Hacienda51's Blowing up the Emp (for the effort )

Slacker of the Week: Anyone who starts a slacker's chatroom. Not only does that symbolize the essence of true slack, it shuts up all the anti-slackers. Well done, dapper_bloke!!!!!


Now, time to catch up on my Leia=Sith thread...

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 10:45 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Good morning all! The slack is strong with us, we have survived to live in yet another thread! And it's Thursday, the day of reckoning, let's see if we make it... Slack on!

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gundark
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posted 08-19-1999 10:51 AM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
congrats to all award winners...

dare i say... " party in the lounge ! "

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dapper_bloke
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posted 08-19-1999 10:57 AM Click Here to See the Profile for dapper_bloke Click Here to Email dapper_bloke Edit/Delete Message
"The Will of the Slack"

that is so cool - thank you Creepio

*getting all emotional*

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Hacienda51
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posted 08-19-1999 10:57 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Hacienda51 Edit/Delete Message
Thank you, Creepio. [to handmaiden] Padme! Clean up this slacker as best you can...he deserves our gratitude...

Good morning Padawan Slacker Moose...I hope you are keeping your slacking in the here and now, where it belongs.

The rest of you I'll see in the live chat.

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 10:59 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
The slack is strong with us today. Excellent...

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 08-19-1999 11:21 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
I have a suggestion. When make a new thread I believe it would be prudent if you could leave a message in the old thread telling of the move and a link to the new thread. Just a suggestion.

I am such a slacker that I didn't even bother to scroll around Misc (till 5min ago) to notice that a new thread was made. I had just assumed that the server was down and junk like that. Oh well. Im here now and that's all that matters. Now Im going to read the first two pages of this thread.


Welcome Back C Creepio!! You were very much missed.

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RedHot5
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posted 08-19-1999 11:26 AM Click Here to See the Profile for RedHot5 Click Here to Email RedHot5 Edit/Delete Message
Thanks for the "most enthusiastic" award Creepio. I won't let you down.

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Vrian Sinth
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posted 08-19-1999 11:35 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Vrian Sinth Click Here to Email Vrian Sinth Edit/Delete Message
My stomache hurts . Oh, well... So how are ya guys doing? Thanks TarynS for letting me know about the new thread!!

You guys are awesome. Nice to see the awards out!! I will try and provide at least one meaningful slack quote a week .

I brought pictures today, so I'll scan them and send some in to the SWMCMMJ site!!

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Amidala's Suitor
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posted 08-19-1999 11:38 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Amidala's Suitor Click Here to Email Amidala's Suitor Edit/Delete Message
Congrats all award winners!!
Well, screw tis working crap, I'm taking the rest of the day off to go home, play video games, post on the forums and do some serious catching up on my slacking. I'm posting in khaki's and a polo shirt right now, my next post I will be in cut-off's and a t-shirt.
Jedi Soul, good for you! I'll e-mail you later on...

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Sabé
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posted 08-19-1999 11:40 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
Hi everybody ! Hi TarynS !
Hi Creepio ! Welcome back !
Isn't the chat room great ?

RedHot5, good answer to Spaz.
Spaz, I don't know if you are reading, but...

The relevance to this thread to Star Wars is that we're all Star Wars fans, of course.
In Miscellaenous, many threads are centered around an interest (comics, movies, sex, flirting, jokes, whatever... ) which has nothing to do with Star Wars... The point being that it's fun to see what "we" fans have in common in addition to this passion.

And here, in this thread, the subject is, well... laziness, I guess, and for some of us (Creepio in particular) the wish to promote Star Wars in the workplace.

And you're welcome to join anytime... !

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 08-19-1999 11:42 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
Oh the Awards are out!! Hey Congrats award winners. You all diserved it!! You all do so little and slack so well.

What lack of form, posture, for-thought(sp?)or design. Simply beuatiful!! You all have learned well what it is to be one with the Slack.

RedHot5 I will take you on as my Padawan. If that is okay with you.

TarynS searches the thread looking for her current Padawan rookie. Oh there he is.

rookie I must appologize for neglecting you for so long. Like jedi Soul and hew my school project has taken alot of my time. I curse them a hundred different ways. But back to my point. I've reviewed your post and I do believe that you are ready for the trials and will succeed. But not complete with your training are you. You must take on a padawan. This is no lite matter. You must show them the way of the slack, and not allow them to stray to the dark side. I have faith that you will be able to accomplish this. Now go!

May the Slack be with you.

Now Rookie


[This message has been edited by Jedi Knight TarynS (edited 08-19-1999).]

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 11:46 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Yes, we slack on! Congrats on the awards, in honor of the awards we will be having a party in the lounge!

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gundark
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posted 08-19-1999 11:47 AM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
time for a slack lunch...

so who's around here is whose padawan's ?

step forward and be recognized...

i myself am master creepio's apprentice..

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RedHot5
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posted 08-19-1999 11:52 AM Click Here to See the Profile for RedHot5 Click Here to Email RedHot5 Edit/Delete Message
Jedi Knight TarynS - I would be honored to be your Padawan learner

Begin my training, Oh master

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Darth Moose17
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posted 08-19-1999 11:52 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Moose17 Click Here to Email Darth Moose17 Edit/Delete Message
I am Master Hacienda51's padawan apprentice and proud of it.
Hey, Hacienda!

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 11:54 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
I am just Wedge, a good pilot, but no one's apprentice. I just know enough of the slack to survive all 3 movies of the original triology.

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Sabé
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posted 08-19-1999 12:04 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
Tsk... I'm no one's Padawan...
My real name is Darth Sabé and I'm a Sith in disguise...

(Gee, how silly can we get ? I'm still waiting for the award of the stupidest post...
Creepio, you should do a thorough study on this question. )

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 12:08 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Stupidest post? That might not be the best award, since then we will have people putting up really dumb stuff just so they could win the award. Then again, it could be hilarious to see what people post when trying win the award...

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C Creepio
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posted 08-19-1999 12:15 PM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
Dumbest post? That's a funny idea. Personally, anything by Son of the Suns qualifies as a nomination in my book...

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 12:18 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Creepio, what about that Dynamite Kid joker? He was real winner...

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Sabé
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posted 08-19-1999 12:20 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
Gah Gah Gah, speech Blah Blah.
Ishbu.
BLEH BLEH BLEH
Palpatine is Sidious's son.


(I don't know what you mean, Obi-Two. Who would write stupid posts just to win the award ? )

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Sand farmer
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posted 08-19-1999 12:22 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sand farmer Click Here to Email Sand farmer Edit/Delete Message
Naboo.

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Arsinoe
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posted 08-19-1999 12:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Arsinoe Click Here to Email Arsinoe Edit/Delete Message
I am the "Glowing Kenobi" .. Padawan to no person!! I'm actually taking slacking lessons from my three cats. If you want the epitome of slack .. just watch a cat for a few hours!! Hey Sand farmer one of my cats is a pit droid too!!!

I'm slacking through another day off!! hehehe But I do have to work through the weekend .. boo hoo!

BTW we are not the only thread to have a website!! Mistress Qui-Gon's A Jedi Never Looked so Good thread spawned a discussion list and a Qui-Gon Jinn website .. Of course I'm involved as a contributing member!! *smirk* Here's the link:

qui-gonlist.home.att.net/index.htm

Check it out if you like Liam!!

UBB code .. poodoo! bad fingers, bad fingers! *slap*

[This message has been edited by Arsinoe (edited 08-19-1999).]

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Sand farmer
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posted 08-19-1999 12:30 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sand farmer Click Here to Email Sand farmer Edit/Delete Message
Where is everyone? They must be on Dagobah. Dayyyyy gooo baaaaaaa hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Slack on.

Noonch.


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Amidala's Suitor
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posted 08-19-1999 12:34 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Amidala's Suitor Click Here to Email Amidala's Suitor Edit/Delete Message
Aaaaaahhhhh!!! At home, away from the cube!
Just changed into my cut off's and Siouxsie t-shirt, ready to accomplish nothing worthwhile today!! I,m going to go check out the chat room here, see you in a bit!!

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 12:35 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
No, you're right Sabe, no one would do stupid posts to win the award. That was really funny, hehehe...

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Darth Moose17
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posted 08-19-1999 12:36 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Moose17 Click Here to Email Darth Moose17 Edit/Delete Message
I think any post that manages to have Palpitine=Sid's clone, Sid=Anakin's Father, and Darth Maul will return; with (Proof Inside) in the title should win hands down.
Wait a minute. I did that. I have the single most stupidest post!
Concord Dawn

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scfiead
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posted 08-19-1999 12:49 PM Click Here to See the Profile for scfiead Edit/Delete Message
Slackin, slackin, slackin...keep that slack a comin!

Slack goes on...and so does Ani...just how we do it is no mystery!

Hey, they suck, but then again...I'm a slacker

scfiead

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 01:09 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
The slack goes on.... And we shall see how this Thursday treats us, hopefully not as bad as the last couple have...

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C Creepio
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posted 08-19-1999 01:16 PM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
"Vader was seduced by the Dark Side of the Slack."

"The Slack?"

"Well the Slack is what gives a slacker his slack. It's a slacking field, slacked by all living slack. It slacks us and slacks us and binds our slack to slack."

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 08-19-1999 01:19 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
Just want to make a little distinction between Master and master. There is only one all powerful and truest Master of the Slack That is our most loved C Creepio No one shall have that title but him and may be Gundark (since he is his apprentice and VP master slacker) in any prolonged absenced of C Creepio (knock on wood that nothing should be-fall our Master.

So don't any master go getting a bloated head. (including myself) You may now carry on with the slacking.

Hey Sabé Glad that we are posting together in real time. I love that giberish you have up there. I nearly dropped on the floor laughing. I don't know why but for some reasone it was incredibly funny to me.

So where is everybody.

Man this project is sucking up all my slacking time. ;( I can wait till Thanksgiving Break!

That sounded so sad.

Hello C Creepio, Vrian, Arsinoe, rookie, Darth Tater, Obi Two, Jedi Soul & Amidala's Suitor (cutest couple I ever did see ), Gundark, dapper_bloke, RedHot5(Wedge) , Sand farmer, Darth Moose, scfiead, Spaz, Hoth Queen, SotS, and any slacker lurkers out there (you know who you are)!!!


whew!!!! that was a breath-taker.
I hope I didn't miss anyone. Is so hello to you too.

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Obi Two
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posted 08-19-1999 01:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Do you want to be slacker for the rest of your life?

-Strickland in Back to the Future.

"Yes, I do!!!!"

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Senator Binks2
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posted 08-19-1999 01:25 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Senator Binks2 Edit/Delete Message
Taryn misses me again. Funny how that happens to Jar Jar, everyone just ignores you or looks past you as if you don't exist....

Oh well. I've done a good deed today -- got my coworker slacking on a chat bbs. It may be on the backstreet boys, but I ain't going to be getting any glares from her anytime soon.

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rookie
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posted 08-19-1999 01:36 PM Click Here to See the Profile for rookie Click Here to Email rookie Edit/Delete Message
Jedi Knight TarynS, I am honored that you think I am ready for the trials, Master. I will do my best in choosing a padawan to teach the ways of the slack.

May the slack be with you.

(The search is on. I will begin taking applications when I get back from the musuem.)

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Darth Moose17
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posted 08-19-1999 01:40 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Moose17 Click Here to Email Darth Moose17 Edit/Delete Message
Howdy Binks2.

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 08-19-1999 01:43 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
..... Oh my GOSH!!!
TarynS makes a mad dash towards Binks2. When she reaches him she is all out of breath. She leans over on a wall trying to get some air into her lungs and collect her thoughts.

Senator Binks2[/i] I am soo sorry I missed you. I didnt know you were here, but that is no excuse. My most sincerest and deepest appologies [b]Senator. I am truly shamed for my oversite. You must know that I did not do this on purpose. Please forgive me.

I could blame my huge mistake on my Sith project parnters, or the project itself, but that is not the slacker way. All I can say is I promise not to make such an oversite again.

TarynS thinks to herself...
Man Im always saying "Im sorry" for something. There must be something seriously wrong with me. Where is my head?!? Oh yeah in the Lounge floating around in the pool with Luke. he he he.

TarynS fades back to the lounge to join Luke in the pool.(


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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 08-19-1999 01:48 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
Creepio, what you said about the Slack truly moved me. I must meditate on your wise words, after Im done slacking.

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 08-19-1999 01:53 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
Where is everybody?

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Sand farmer
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posted 08-19-1999 01:58 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sand farmer Click Here to Email Sand farmer Edit/Delete Message
Thanks for the Most Enthusiastic slacker award C Creepio. Another week has gone by and I am not yet banned. I owe it all to the slack. It is the slack that keeps me at peace. It is the slack that keeps me from flaming or trolling. It is the slack that keeps me happy. That and saying Naboo.

Now I would like to share a story my mother used to tell me when I was but a wee sandfarmer.

Once upon a time in the land of slack, a young slacker was slacking the slack when all of the slack a great giant slack came and ate his slack. "What the slack will I do?" Thought the slacker, when suddenly a slack slack slacked out of the river and said...

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