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dapper_bloke
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posted 09-08-1999 08:55 AM Click Here to See the Profile for dapper_bloke Click Here to Email dapper_bloke Edit/Delete Message
dapper_bloke dives behind the sofa...

"NO BLASTERS... NO BLASTERS...!!!"

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THX 1204
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posted 09-08-1999 09:13 AM Click Here to See the Profile for THX 1204 Edit/Delete Message
THX 1204 ignites his slacksabre
THX 1204: You cannot win gundark, if you give me work the coffee will be hotter than you could ever imagine.

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THX 1204
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posted 09-08-1999 09:18 AM Click Here to See the Profile for THX 1204 Edit/Delete Message
"Expresso, now that's a coffee I haven't tasted in a long long time"

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gundark
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posted 09-08-1999 09:21 AM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
gundark approaches THX

" the circle is now complete, when i left you i was but the night shift supervisor , now i'm the Vice President of Marketing and
Product Development Forcasting... "

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C Creepio
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posted 09-08-1999 09:33 AM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
Star Wars lines our bosses will eventually use on us:

"Terminate her, immediately."

"...or there'll be hell to pay."

"Apology accepted."

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 09-08-1999 09:36 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
Gundark is indeed strong with the dark side of the Slack.

Oh Noo!! He was promoted!!!

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gundark
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posted 09-08-1999 09:36 AM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
how about

" i'm most displeased with your aparrent lack of progress "

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dapper_bloke
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posted 09-08-1999 10:04 AM Click Here to See the Profile for dapper_bloke Click Here to Email dapper_bloke Edit/Delete Message
hey you slackers - gundark has just told me (in the chatroom) that the Bashers have got their own bulletin board, and have we seen it etc...

well, us Slackers have had our own BB for a couple of months now - I got one for us just after I created the website, but I kept it under wraps because I was worried that if we had our own BB, then these slacker threads would dry up overnight (the same concern kept me from creating the chatroom for quite a while...) and we would be isolating ourselves, not to mention giving the "anti-slackers" what they have wanted all along...

this is still my concern - but what do you guys think... do you want your own BB...?

vote now...

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gundark
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posted 09-08-1999 10:07 AM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
well... you know my vote dapper...

trial run...

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THX 1204
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posted 09-08-1999 10:08 AM Click Here to See the Profile for THX 1204 Edit/Delete Message
Well I said yes in the Chat room but I've sort of changed my mind.

I think we should trial it, for a week or so? But if this topic dries up we should cancel it and stick with the force.net !

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C Creepio
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posted 09-08-1999 10:39 AM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
I think we need to try it, yes. TPM hysteria has died and Ep2 stuff will come slow over the next couple months.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 10:49 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
We need to make sure we have some to pick on over there too.... OK gundark you can have the coffee machine, but I get the soda machine then...

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 11:04 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
I'll have to give a yes vote here, especially because of all the wankers over in P(SA) who bashed Creepio's MaceWindu/R2/3P0 thread. Get a life, I must say, but to see Sam L. dealing double edged sabers would be damn cool!

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Sandfarmer IV
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posted 09-08-1999 11:26 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Sandfarmer IV Click Here to Email Sandfarmer IV Edit/Delete Message
I'm having a bad day for a slacker. The entire network at my office is shut down and I can't use my computer at all while the tech guy tries to fix it. I had to rush home for lunch to post this. Oh well, the slack goes on.

dapper_bloke-I'm up for the BB. I'll try anything.

Slack on.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 11:31 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Poor SF... We need to slack extra hard (what am I saying???) for him. We need to bring the funk, and funk it up!

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General P'ett
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posted 09-08-1999 12:16 PM Click Here to See the Profile for General P'ett Edit/Delete Message
"The Slack is a lack-of-energy field, created by all working things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the workplace together."

Once there was MS Office and reports . . .
. . . now, there is only IE 4.0 and the JC!

Sith-lines to be used in future Performance Reviews:
"Vice Pres. -- I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."
"He is as clumsy as he is stupid."
"You have failed me for the last time..."

Obi Two -- tha groove that makes your booty move . . .

**Piett**
Not actually a Junior Member

[This message has been edited by General P'ett (edited 09-08-1999).]

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tabhwd
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posted 09-08-1999 12:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for tabhwd Click Here to Email tabhwd Edit/Delete Message
heh heh...my only w*** so far today was to order some new PC's for people. So, just a quick walk to the fax machine, and then I was back at the JC! woo-hoo!

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Sabé
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posted 09-08-1999 12:26 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
Why, yes, I'm all for a forum (that's what you're speaking about, right ?) but we must keep the website and the chat room.
They are essential.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 12:29 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Yes, my booty is moving to the funk! Slack on... and funk on too!

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Sabé
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posted 09-08-1999 12:43 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
General P'ett, are you Lieutenant Piett with a promotion ?

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 12:51 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Has the Lt. has become a General? Excellent... the funk is strong with this one.

[This message has been edited by Obi Two (edited 09-08-1999).]

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 09-08-1999 01:55 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
I agree with the committee, A trial run would be a most prudent course of action to take at the moment.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 01:56 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
TarynS, the slack has returned to you! The SITH in your lab will not keep you down! Slack on sister!

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C Creepio
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posted 09-08-1999 02:09 PM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
"The course of action I'd suggest, is a course of action I can't suggest."

Anyone?

Anyone?

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Hacienda51
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posted 09-08-1999 02:16 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Hacienda51 Edit/Delete Message
Hey slackers...I made a BIG booboo here at w*** and consequently am going to have to cut back on the slack for a while...no big deal, I'm just going to confine myself to lunch breaks for the time being.

dapper-- I'm all for a Slacker BB-- I'm a big fan of the chat, but the chat is going to be my undoing...

Slack on!

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 02:22 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
It's on the tip of my tounge Creepio.... Ahhhhhh!!!! I can't remember, my brain has turned to mush!!! Hacienda, nice to see you. A real slow slack day is better than a ..... I'm not sure, which is better a slow slack day or a "busy" slack day? Hmmm....

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 02:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Creepio, is it "Clear and Present Danger"?

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gundark
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posted 09-08-1999 02:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
What happened Hacienda ?


oh... and was there a final word on those tickets...

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Hacienda51
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posted 09-08-1999 02:27 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Hacienda51 Edit/Delete Message
Yeah, gundark, they're yours! Email me and we'll make arrangements to swap...

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 09-08-1999 02:42 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
I can't even begin to guess what you said Creepio.

Thanks for you vote of confidence Obi Two Im trying my damn best not to do any work. I must defeat my sith parnters. Their overworked minds shall be their undoing.

[This message has been edited by Jedi Knight TarynS (edited 09-08-1999).]

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 02:47 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Yes, yes TarynS! The slack is strong with you, their overworking will be their undoing... You have learned the way of the slack well... Excellent...

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Sabé
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posted 09-08-1999 02:51 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
... Creepio, you're not suggesting that someone gets to work, right ?

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 03:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Of course he's not suggesting that Sabe, he's just... Je ne sais pas. What are you suggesting Creepio?

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Zinedine Zidane
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posted 09-08-1999 03:31 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Zinedine Zidane Edit/Delete Message
Creepio, you are the man.....I only hope that someday i can be as great a slacker as you!

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Sabé
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posted 09-08-1999 03:39 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
Hey, Zinedine, excellent name !

Soccer fan ?

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Zinedine Zidane
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posted 09-08-1999 04:00 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Zinedine Zidane Edit/Delete Message
Yes of course sabe! Why else would I use the name Zinedine Zidane? He rocks!
Sorry for the off the topic response!

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Sabé
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posted 09-08-1999 04:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
There is no "off-topic" post here ! (Or I've yet to see one... )
Where are you from, Zinedine ?

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C Creepio
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posted 09-08-1999 04:07 PM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
Obi Two: You guessed so

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Obi Two
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posted 09-08-1999 04:12 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Yes!!!! My slacking has paid off!!!! Now for more slacking as a reward!

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 09-08-1999 04:52 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
You're too low for my taste. Up you go, my lovely!!
See you all tomorrow.

May the slack be with you all!!

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