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dapper_bloke
Jedi Knight
posted 10-07-1999 12:07 PM Click Here to See the Profile for dapper_bloke Click Here to Email dapper_bloke Edit/Delete Message
I managed to stay away for almost 24 hours...

even my resolve is slack...

not only did the gorgeous Hacienda write the most incredible song to the tune of one of my favourite songs (which nearly brought me to tears) but then she goes and creates a 4AD thread - honestly, I ask you - how am I supposed to stay away from that...?!!!

Hac - thank you honey... x

then I stumble across Creepio's "Head Jawa - where's the Oscar?" thread in Misc - I laughed so much and realised how much I love coming in here and being part of all this...

whatever issues I might have with the way certain people choose to administer these forums, I am not going to let it stop me hanging out with my friends...

thank you all very much for the amazing things you wrote on the previous page...

RedHot5 - please keep the website/chatroom/etc. - I don't have the time to keep it updated anymore, and I'm sure you will do a better job with it that I ever could...

d_b

[This message has been edited by dapper_bloke (edited 10-07-1999).]

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C Creepio
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posted 10-07-1999 12:30 PM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
YES!!!! He's back!

Thank God almighty! This is a day of jubilee!

(except for out internet guru at work, who keeps changing our internet channels and knocking me off line. jerk)

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 10-07-1999 12:42 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
He's back. He's back. He's back!!!! Thank Goodness! I knew you wouldn't leave us!

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 10-07-1999 12:47 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
Hey dapper do you have ICQ. It would be really nifty if you got it. pretty please.

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Sandfarmer IV
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posted 10-07-1999 12:55 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sandfarmer IV Click Here to Email Sandfarmer IV Edit/Delete Message
Yayyyyy, dapper_bloke is back. Now I get to say YIPPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Stellar
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posted 10-07-1999 01:00 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Stellar Click Here to Email Stellar Edit/Delete Message
Stellar struggles to extricate herself from work, but nothing seems to help. Each effort to escape seems to bind her further. Then suddenly she invokes the word that every workplace dreads: vacation! She shakes off the last receding coils of work and breathes a sigh of relief.

hehehehehe!

So good to be back. What with one thing and another, I haven't been here as much as I would like. Been lurking, but no time to post. I think my job is getting to me. Anyway, I'm off for the weekend to celebrate my birthday which was last Saturday. Thanks to everyone who gave me b'day wishes in the last thread. Happy late birthday Sandfarmer!

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Hacienda51
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posted 10-07-1999 01:00 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Hacienda51 Edit/Delete Message
I KNEW the song would work! Yay! //beer

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Jedi Knight TarynS
Jedi Knight
posted 10-07-1999 01:01 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
Sandfarmer it took a lot of restaint to keep myself from saying it myself.

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gundark
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posted 10-07-1999 01:03 PM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
//smile //beer !

now if we could get Obi-Two back in here...

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Crystena77
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posted 10-07-1999 01:23 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Crystena77 Click Here to Email Crystena77 Edit/Delete Message
dapper bloke is back?

I guess the reports of his leaving were greatly exaggerated.

Next time ya need a little love man, just tell us.

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Jedi Soul
Jedi Knight
posted 10-07-1999 01:48 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul Click Here to Email Jedi Soul Edit/Delete Message
Will the following people PLEASE report to the chat...

Creepio
TarynS

Thank you... that is all .....

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Jedi Knight TarynS
Jedi Knight
posted 10-07-1999 02:09 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
Coming soon.

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ded
Jedi Knight
posted 10-07-1999 03:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for ded Click Here to Email ded Edit/Delete Message
Howdy all you happy people! Woa, whats happend? I drop out for a couple of weeks and everything's different! Oh well, 'tis life I supose. Slack on, people…

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DarthNut
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posted 10-07-1999 03:31 PM Click Here to See the Profile for DarthNut Click Here to Email DarthNut Edit/Delete Message
The slack is very strong! Let's bring this thread to the top!

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DarthNut
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posted 10-07-1999 03:32 PM Click Here to See the Profile for DarthNut Click Here to Email DarthNut Edit/Delete Message
The slack is very strong! Let's bring this thread to the top!

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RedHot5
Jedi Knight
posted 10-07-1999 05:52 PM Click Here to See the Profile for RedHot5 Click Here to Email RedHot5 Edit/Delete Message
Night shift ready for slcking!

dapper I'm glad to see you back! I will do my best to live up to your expectations but... I am a slacker, don't forget that

Off to read and post...

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Fathead
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posted 10-07-1999 05:54 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Fathead Click Here to Email Fathead Edit/Delete Message
I just realized something, I only have until around my birthday to be a slacker! (If you want to know why you can ask) That means I'd better be slacking harder to make up for all the lost time I am going to have...Help me find a way to slack more!
Fathead

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RedHot5
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posted 10-07-1999 06:13 PM Click Here to See the Profile for RedHot5 Click Here to Email RedHot5 Edit/Delete Message
fathead, why are you not going to be able to post after your birthday???

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DarthNut
Jedi Knight
posted 10-07-1999 06:21 PM Click Here to See the Profile for DarthNut Click Here to Email DarthNut Edit/Delete Message
Keep slacking, guys. (or gals) RedHot5, night shift here early today.

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Senator Binks2
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posted 10-07-1999 06:42 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Senator Binks2 Edit/Delete Message
I don't think I'd be able to quit even if I wanted to. When the Internet's already hooked up, it's just too easy....

Welcome back, dapper.

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Darth Tater
Jedi Padawan
posted 10-07-1999 09:10 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater Click Here to Email Darth Tater Edit/Delete Message
Jedi Soul, you seem to be back full time, and yet you ignore my existence!!!
dapper I knew there was more to you then money!!! (Please forgive me if someone said that before).
Well, I'm still a slacker, but I'm having a very hard time getting online knowadays, as I have no internet at work and the school server is the worst I've ever been on. But I am still a slacker. I slack because I have to. It is part of my very essence, without the slack I am nothing. Slack on!!!

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Twi'lek Babe
Jedi Knight
posted 10-08-1999 03:39 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Twi'lek Babe Click Here to Email Twi'lek Babe Edit/Delete Message
Hastily jumps into thread, out of breath, looks around guiltily...
Sorry I'm soooo late, night shift is half over, and we're on page three. (!) I'll make it up, I promise!

At least it's a happy arrival. dapper's back, you're all back, the SLACK is back! And, it's FRIDAY.....

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dapper_bloke
Jedi Knight
posted 10-08-1999 04:33 AM Click Here to See the Profile for dapper_bloke Click Here to Email dapper_bloke Edit/Delete Message
The Empire Strikes Back - the lost scene

INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:


A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

Luke: No...

Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.

Darth Vader looks down after him.

Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

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Sandfarmer IV
Jedi Knight
posted 10-08-1999 08:28 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Sandfarmer IV Click Here to Email Sandfarmer IV Edit/Delete Message
Good slacking dapper_bloke. The haircut line was the best.

Thank the force it is Friday. Only 10 hours till 6pm and then I am free from this wreched enslavement.

Slack on.

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dapper_bloke
Jedi Knight
posted 10-08-1999 08:52 AM Click Here to See the Profile for dapper_bloke Click Here to Email dapper_bloke Edit/Delete Message
I don't have the required talent to start re-writing lyrics - so I'll just post it as is...

Hacienda - this is for you...

*************************************
I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don't care 'cause I'm not there
And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

When I was a very small boy,
Very small boys talked to me
Now that we've grown up together
They're afraid of what they see
That's the price that we all pay
Our valued destiny comes to nothing
I can't tell you where we're going
I guess there was just no way of knowing
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
The chances are we've gone too far
You took my time and you took my money
Now I fear you've left me standing
In a world that's so demanding
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

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Hacienda51
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posted 10-08-1999 08:55 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Hacienda51 Edit/Delete Message
dapper-- You made my morning!

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dapper_bloke
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posted 10-08-1999 09:01 AM Click Here to See the Profile for dapper_bloke Click Here to Email dapper_bloke Edit/Delete Message
it was my pleasure...

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Starfighter V2.0
Jedi Padawan
posted 10-08-1999 09:05 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Starfighter V2.0 Click Here to Email Starfighter V2.0 Edit/Delete Message
STAR WARS WILL COST ME MY FUTURE JOB. That's right. To lazy/idle/$hit scared of what will happen if I do to make a new thread. I am possibly the youngest person in history to give up on their future. Oh well. I say that as long as I have a roof over my head and food in my mouth I don't care what will happen to me. Hehehehe

On a lighter note, my friend's horse had a foal today

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Hacienda51
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posted 10-08-1999 09:10 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Hacienda51 Edit/Delete Message
Sell the foal and live off the receipts!

What was it? That's kewl.

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C Creepio
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posted 10-08-1999 09:44 AM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
Breed the foal and sell the babies. That counts as a job. Mostly.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

More of this?

OK. Let's slack.

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Amidala's Suitor
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posted 10-08-1999 10:03 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Amidala's Suitor Click Here to Email Amidala's Suitor Edit/Delete Message
What's up? I have a big favor to ask anyone who could be so kind as to help someone who's returning to the ways of the slack. (I feel so dirty, I actually work sometimes now...) Anyway, due to some technical difficulties I've lost the address to the SWMCMMJ webpage. Could some post the link, pretty please? I swear I won't do any work and just slack, really, I swear!!

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dapper_bloke
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posted 10-08-1999 10:11 AM Click Here to See the Profile for dapper_bloke Click Here to Email dapper_bloke Edit/Delete Message
http://welcome.to/swmcmmj

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Jedi Soul
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posted 10-08-1999 10:13 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul Click Here to Email Jedi Soul Edit/Delete Message
Here you go!

swmcmmj@hotmail.com

And Suitor... Check your email... I loved that song in that dedications thread... !

Slack hard everyone !

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Twi'lek Babe
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posted 10-08-1999 10:13 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Twi'lek Babe Click Here to Email Twi'lek Babe Edit/Delete Message
Sure AS, it's http://welcome.to/swmcmmj

Happy slacking Friday!

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Amidala's Suitor
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posted 10-08-1999 10:13 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Amidala's Suitor Click Here to Email Amidala's Suitor Edit/Delete Message
Dapper Bloke, I knew I always liked you, ya 4AD lovin' maniac!!

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Starfighter V2.0
Jedi Padawan
posted 10-08-1999 10:15 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Starfighter V2.0 Click Here to Email Starfighter V2.0 Edit/Delete Message
Very kewl page people!

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Jedi Soul
Jedi Knight
posted 10-08-1999 10:17 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul Click Here to Email Jedi Soul Edit/Delete Message
Oops... I thought you wanted the email address... Oops...

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gundark
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posted 10-08-1999 10:52 AM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
What a bunch of helpful slackers !

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Fathead
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posted 10-08-1999 11:09 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Fathead Click Here to Email Fathead Edit/Delete Message
Come next August, I'm leaving on a mission, and will not be back for 2 years! Great, that means I have to slack harder from now on to make up for it. Well, it may be difficult, but I will slack until I can slack no more.

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Crystena77
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posted 10-08-1999 11:57 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Crystena77 Click Here to Email Crystena77 Edit/Delete Message
Friday- the best slacking day- for you know you shall work hard all weekend preparing to slack again on Monday.

All in a day's work.

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