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Topic: Star Wars May Cost Me My Job: Episode 43
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gundark Member
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posted 08-16-1999 03:43 PM
gotta talk to the Pres of SWMCMMJ to find out if you can get out of the broom closet...it took me a few threads to get an office with a window IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 03:48 PM
gundark, at least give him a cube. There's much less privacy in a cube than there is in the closet. IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 03:48 PM
Obi Two - Thank you for that wonderful advise. :p"RedHot5 thinks about this for a moment. To get an office you must come out of the closet... Hmmm what is Obi Two trying to say? What kind of zen philosophy is he trying to pass onto this junior member? I must meditate on this" "RedHot5 standing by" IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 08-16-1999 03:48 PM
Bad day at work. Can't think straight. Must become one with the living slack. Don't know how I will live when Creepio is gone. Need a drink. Going to the lounge. Sincerely, Your IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:02 PM
I just thought it was funny you said that you were stuck in the closet. I myself have come out of the clost, I am a fully liberated hetrosexual, and I am not afraid to tell people about it!IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:15 PM
Obi two - I knew what you meant. I'm just embarrased that I left myself open for such an obvious return.I'm glad you feel confident enough in your sexuality to share it with people. It takes a lot of strength and courage. "RedHot5 standing by" IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:24 PM
I'm glad you understood. I was just messing around. Too much free time on my hands here. That's what happens when your company seels off your division. You sit around and gossip about what will happen to you, and you slack extra hard. So here I am, slack on...IP: Logged |
gundark Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:25 PM
allright ! get this man a cube. and a slacksabre...IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:26 PM
Obi Two - Really? I had no idea.IP: Logged |
Hacienda51 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:27 PM
"Blowing Up the Emp" (to the tune of Talking Heads' "Burning Down the House")Empire It's thinking it's just all that But the Rebellion's gonna strike back THERE HAS GOT TO BE A WAY Blowing up the Emp Bothans Died to get the information Ewoks Will have a celebration HAN WILL HAVE THAT SHIELD DOWN Blowing up the Emp Luke and Dad have lightsabers humming Yep, Lando, they know you're coming That blast came from the Death Star! TIE's streaming in faster, faster Leia gets hit by a blaster I wish it had hit Jar Jar This sucks. IP: Logged |
Vrian Sinth Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:32 PM
Headache!! ........ Ahhhhhhh!! IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:35 PM
Hacienda, nice attempt. I really respect you for trying. I am not sure I could even have come that close. Tater, I know it's a shock, but I am a proud, flaming heterosexual, and I am not afraid to admit. Is this gonna turn into one of those pass the candle things??IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:39 PM
Hacienda, that actually wasn't that bad. Well, I can't wait for the next installment of the script! Soul, do you have any idea when is will be ready?IP: Logged |
Hacienda51 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:42 PM
Thanks for the support, OB2 and Tater. I'm outta here.See you slackers tomorrow. [This message has been edited by Hacienda51 (edited 08-16-1999).] IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:48 PM
Okay, how many people think this was the worst day in the history of days? I do! Man, I hate Mondays!IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:48 PM
Okay, how many people think this was the worst day in the history of days? I do! Man, I hate Mondays!IP: Logged |
Jedi Knight TarynS Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:50 PM
Hey Slackers. I know did not do as much slacking as I should, but I had way too much w--k today. may be tomorrow. Sorry guys. Im heading home now. Later. IP: Logged |
gundark Member
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posted 08-16-1999 04:54 PM
headin out slackers Creepio please send me the script tonight if you get a chance i'll e-mail you my address again peace IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:00 PM
Since Hacienda51 brought up songs I was thinking that the song No more Mr. nice guy by Alice cooper is just dying for a parody.Something like... "I used to be such a sweet, sweet boy 'til sidious got a hold of me. I bought fruits from little old ladies, I helped the queen on Theed." Anyone else? "RedHot5 standing by" IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:02 PM
I must agree Tater, today is turning into a real stinker. Yuck! Oh well, I slack on, unabated...IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:10 PM
Oh my... is it quitting time already? You guys have just got to try this "I'm sick" ploy. Imagine if the entire slacker council all took a day off, I bet we could hit 1000 posts in 1 day.Well to all leaving their full time slacking position, have a good night, till tomorrow when the slcking begins anew. "RedHot5 standing by" IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:21 PM
Quittin' time? Not quite yet, at least not here. I am at loss on this song thing... Maybe if I throw out a song se can come up with Star Wars related lyrics for it. How about....."Are you Experienced?" by Jimi Hendrix? I am listening to it right now, that why I thought of it. Pretty good, huh?IP: Logged |
Senator Binks2 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:28 PM
I'm still working too. The last hour and a half are always a struggle -- because the forums slow down a lot while everyone commutes homw.IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:30 PM
Obi Two - Sorry forgot aboput the time zones So you still have another 2 1/2 hours of slacking to go.What to do, what to do... "RedHot5 standing by" IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:32 PM
How about "Are you Sidious?" to the tune of are you experienced?IP: Logged |
Sand farmer Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:36 PM
I didn't do a damn thing today but post here and make personal phone calls. Yaayyy me. There sure are a lot of pissy junior members in the PSA today. Damn I had fun refusing to allow them to convince me that TPM is bad. Won't they ever learn? IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:40 PM
If they don't learn, no big deal. Just more amusement for you, hehehe...IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 05:45 PM
Hey what do you know, I found a thread already dedicated to posted parodies of songs in the Weird Al style.It's at: http://theforce.net/forum/Forum1/HTML/015267.html "RedHot5 standing by" IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 06:29 PM
Seems like I've been left here all alone. It's quiet, too quiet... "RedHot5 standing by"
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Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 06:40 PM
Far too quiet...IP: Logged |
Vrian Sinth Member
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posted 08-16-1999 06:43 PM
See ya guys tomorrow. I'm leaving (screaming and laughing as he leaves) IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 06:50 PM
Did you hear that? It sounded like... no, I guess it was nothing... but I thought I heard... na, couldn't have been... all is still quiet..."RedHot5 standing by" IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 08-16-1999 06:55 PM
I think the sound you heard was "The Blair Witch Project" sucking... Also, next time I hear noises at night while camping, I will runa around and scream a lot. IP: Logged |
RedHot5 Member
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posted 08-16-1999 07:06 PM
You know, I have not seen that movie yet. from what some of these bashing threads have been saying I don't think I should either.Was it really that bad? Will it be worth it at a second run theatre for $2.50(Can$) "RedHot5 standing by" IP: Logged |
Lady Brix Junior Member
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posted 08-16-1999 08:42 PM
Hey everyone! It's me again! I know I haven't been around here in a while--I've been slacking in my slacking, I know. I like the new thread. Is 43 significant or is it just a random number? Jedi Soul, I LOVED THE SCREENPLAY!!! That was the best! Especially "Are you an angel?" Well, slack on! MTSBWY!IP: Logged |
Sabé Member
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posted 08-17-1999 03:08 AM
And here it happens again... It's morning here (in Paris), you know, MORNING, 09H00, and of course there is nobody here... Because you're all sleeping, you lazy Banthas ! On the fallacious pretext that it's very late at night in America !! Gee, I hate americans. (Just to see if someone reacted... ) IP: Logged |
dapper_bloke Member
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posted 08-17-1999 05:51 AM
greetings slackers - I have finally returned to the forums after a week off work and oh boy have I missed coming in here...!!! talk about withdrawal symptoms... took me a while to find the new thread - what have I missed...? I can't find the old ones... who won last week's awards...? any memorable quotes...? did I get a promotion...? it's so good to be back... IP: Logged |
dapper_bloke Member
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posted 08-17-1999 06:30 AM
updates to the SWMCMMJ website are in the pipeline...I have two more pics to go up (AmyAmeeAmi and Rookie) - I NEED MORE PHOTOS...!!! come on people - you must have more pics... I still need someone to tell me who all the past winners of the Slackers Awards have been - I can't get into the old threads... and I need you all to nominate the best Slacker Quotes so far... I think we all deserve a Ewan/Natalie shrine - send your best pics of the gorgeous twosome to swmcmmj@hotmail.com and finally, I would love to read Jedi Soul's screenplay... can someone please forward it to swmcmmj@hotmail.com Jedi Soul - with your permission, I think it would be great to put it on the website - together with all the teaser trailers... what do you think...? IP: Logged |
Arsinoe Member
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posted 08-17-1999 07:12 AM
Hello Euro Slackers!!Poor Sabe, all alone in Paris. Hummmm .. how can that be!! I'm just working another night shift out here in Western Canada!! Last of the cycle! Horray!! I will be seeing TPM again this afternoon as a treat for surviving. I have too .. it is disappearing fast from the theaters out here. daper bloke I have forwarded a copy of Jedi Soul's script to you .. enjoy!! Our fearless leader posted some slacker promotions a few pages back!! Here is a link to good old part 8 for your reading pleasure!!! http://theforce.net/forum/Forum8/HTML/004398.html Part 7's location is a mystery to me!!! BTW .. Other than forum withdrawal .. how was your vacation? How many times did you see TPM?
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Sabé Member
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posted 08-17-1999 07:13 AM
Hi Dapper-Bloke ! I'm happy to see someone alive in here ! IP: Logged |