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Sandfarmer IV
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posted 09-03-1999 12:40 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sandfarmer IV Click Here to Email Sandfarmer IV Edit/Delete Message
I am Slackasaurus Rex, the Funk Master General after all.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 12:53 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Slack on with your funky self! Funk the po-lice too!

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DarthNut
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posted 09-03-1999 12:58 PM Click Here to See the Profile for DarthNut Edit/Delete Message
Slack on everybody

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 01:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
The slack is especially strong this Friday before a 3 day weekend.... Excellent... Most excellent....

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Jedi Soul
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posted 09-03-1999 01:28 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul Click Here to Email Jedi Soul Edit/Delete Message
You can't resist the Funk! Slack on everybody... the funk is w/ us!

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Sandfarmer IV
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posted 09-03-1999 01:31 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sandfarmer IV Click Here to Email Sandfarmer IV Edit/Delete Message
Awwwww yeah my funk soul sistah.

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C Creepio
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posted 09-03-1999 02:09 PM Click Here to See the Profile for C Creepio Click Here to Email C Creepio Edit/Delete Message
Cut the mu-zic!

I just want to say one thing!!!

Slack on.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 02:12 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
OK, the slack has continued. Check out the Funk thread, that Onion article is hilarious. Clinton is drop 'da bomb on Iraq! And then get the bop guns going, hehehe...

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Darth Tater
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posted 09-03-1999 02:13 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater Edit/Delete Message
Well, it's my last day of work and I just found out my boss spends most of her time in the office on the net. I had nothing to worry about! I start school soon, but for now I'm free! Creepio, are you gonna do the awards today since the forum was down?
The slack is strong in my family, I have it, my daughter Arsinoe has it, and... my daughter Jedi Soul has it!

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Jedi Knight TarynS
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posted 09-03-1999 03:25 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Knight TarynS Click Here to Email Jedi Knight TarynS Edit/Delete Message
What happened to the Chat room. I can't see a thing!

Something is not right here.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 03:28 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
TarynS, it seems OK to me, try closing the window and starting over, the Sith may be at work.... Slack on...

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gundark
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posted 09-03-1999 03:30 PM Click Here to See the Profile for gundark Edit/Delete Message
not long now...
it will be time to go home

haven't done a lick of work again today !

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 03:34 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Excellent gundark, you have proven very slack worthy (is that a word?).

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Darth Tater
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posted 09-03-1999 04:20 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater Edit/Delete Message
I just found out I'm getting paid for most of the days I was sick and technically I shouldn't be. Why? I guess the appreciate the "hard w**k" that I (don't) do.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 04:24 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Tater, that rules!!! Slack on Emperor Tater!

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 05:26 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
What is the slack doing way down here???? Up you go.

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Sandfarmer IV
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posted 09-03-1999 06:00 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sandfarmer IV Click Here to Email Sandfarmer IV Edit/Delete Message
Hey guys. I plan on spending the "anti-labor" day weekend so drunk that I won't be able to operate a computer. I will see everyone Tuesday. Cheers.

Slack on.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 06:03 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Slack, slack, slack,
Slack, slack, slack...
(Sung to the tune of Spam from Monty Python)

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Darth Tater
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posted 09-03-1999 06:14 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater Edit/Delete Message
Sandfarmer, you da man!
Counting down the posts till 1000...
Sincerely,
Your Emperor

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 06:20 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Me too! SITH here I come!

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DarthNut
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posted 09-03-1999 06:40 PM Click Here to See the Profile for DarthNut Edit/Delete Message
I only have 677 posts until 1000. Now 676.

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Obi Two
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posted 09-03-1999 06:45 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Obi Two Edit/Delete Message
Slack on! I must slack to SITHdom!

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The Cheshire Cat
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posted 09-03-1999 07:18 PM Click Here to See the Profile for The Cheshire Cat Click Here to Email The Cheshire Cat Edit/Delete Message
Thanks gundark and Hacienda for the greetings. That made me feel a whole lot better
(and it did edit the post after all. I'll never get the hang of this)

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Senator Binks2
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posted 09-03-1999 07:39 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Senator Binks2 Edit/Delete Message
Hey everyone. Sorry for bitzing out of the chat yesterday. The company just moved to new offices, and the server was taken down with a vengeance.

Anyway, it's official. Today was my last day of work as a summer intern, so as of this evening, I'm just another university student again. Fortunately, you've all given me hope. After spending all my time with you, I now KNOW that there are jobs out there with [music swells] air conditioning and padded chairs and the Internet, and... and...[music fades] yes, work too. The dark side never goes away, it just rots slowly in your inbox.

Even if there was no Internet today, though, you'll be pleased to know that the slack was with me. Some people spent the time packing up their desks, others just puttered around looking bored, and then left early, as I did (2:30pm).

The highlight, though, was being paid to go and buy beer from the corner LCBO (Liquor Store) for a "going away" lunch we had. It was pretty spectacular... and led directly to drinking at the office, something which -- if you haven't done it -- I highly recommend.

Anyway, I don't know how often I'll be able to get on during "working hours" from now on, but I'm sure I'll see everyone around. And Hac, I'm working on completing that Darth Astley song... should have it finished soon.

Catch you all later.

The Binks

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Darth Tater
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posted 09-03-1999 08:55 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater Edit/Delete Message
Hello Cheshire, welcome to slackdom! Binks, congradulations, our jobs ended on the same day.
14 posts till SITH!

[This message has been edited by Darth Tater (edited 09-04-1999).]

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Twi'lek Babe
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posted 09-04-1999 01:25 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Twi'lek Babe Click Here to Email Twi'lek Babe Edit/Delete Message
Bwha-ha ha ha ha heheheheh!!! Wish my day had gone as humorously as Creepio's! Altho I can't be in here with you all during those stupid eight hours, I did manage to waste a whole hour today finally writing the lyrcis to "Slackeritaville", which after a little fine tuning will follow...an ode to Creepio's favorite job description and our dedication to the Slack....

BTW, it may not necessarily cost me my job, but might just cost me my ride as I was told 'I almost gave up' because I was in HERE this morning when I should have been out THERE! Yousa guys are such a bombad influence!! Keep up the good, um,.. work!!!

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ded
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posted 09-04-1999 05:46 AM Click Here to See the Profile for ded Click Here to Email ded Edit/Delete Message
Hello people! I'm back! How's everybody here this morning, and have I missed anything over the past three weeks? Also, what's the adress of the website cause I've forgotten it?

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Twi'lek Babe
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posted 09-04-1999 11:05 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Twi'lek Babe Click Here to Email Twi'lek Babe Edit/Delete Message
Ok, I gotta get this in here before my cousin comes to drag me away camping. Geez, I never thought I'd kinda wish I could stay home where the computer is! Bear with me, I'm not usually good at this, but I did the best I could furtively scribbling at my desk yesterday!

"Slackeritaville" (sung to 'Margaritaville')

Livin' on no sleep
Gettin' in too deep
There's not enought time in the day to read all.
But I keep on tryin'
And time just keeps on flyin'
Stuck here in the forums and havin'a ball.

Poured me a fresh cup
Got my feet propped up
The chores and the job are beginnin' to slide.
My friends get concerned when
They don't know where I've been
Got lost visiting the Star Wars Slacker Tribe.

Posting away again in Slackeritaville
Searching for that last thread I just saw
Some people claim that laziness is to blame,
But I know, it's George Lucas's fault!

There's new topics each day
And so much we can say
The subjects are endless on these four great flicks.
And tho we're all scattered
It never has mattered
We're Star Wars Fan family, us dudes and us chicks.

Posting away again in Slackeritaville
Searching out that damn thread I just saw
Some people claim that craziness is to blame,
But I know, it's George Lucas's fault!

We're all in here yakkin'
When we should get crackin'
On more mundane things like our jobs and our lives.
But it's so much more fun
To get nothing else done
But chat about Star Wars the rest of our lives!

Posting away again in Slackeritaville
Searching for Creepio's new thread I just saw
Some people claim that laziness is to blame
But I know, it's George Lucas's fault...

Some people claim that craziness is to blame,
But we know, it's all Lucas's fault!!

See y'all on Tuesday--have a very slackin' good holiday!!!!!

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Darth Tater
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posted 09-04-1999 11:26 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater Edit/Delete Message
Twi'lek Babe, that's a masterpiece! ded, the web page is at http://welcome.to/swmcmmj.
5 posts till SITH...

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Sabé
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posted 09-04-1999 03:20 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Sabé Click Here to Email Sabé Edit/Delete Message
Hello, Ded !!

I'm very glad to see you again !!

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DarthNut
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posted 09-05-1999 10:40 AM Click Here to See the Profile for DarthNut Edit/Delete Message
Good morning slacker. Tommorrow is slacker christmas! I can't wait!

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Jedi Soul
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posted 09-05-1999 12:13 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul Click Here to Email Jedi Soul Edit/Delete Message
ATTENTION ALL... THIS IS MY 500TH POST... ...

ATTENTION ALL... SLACKER CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW... CELEBRATE APPROPRIATELY... SLACK CONTINUOUSLY... ...

Have a nice weekend, everybody...

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Jedi Soul
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posted 09-05-1999 12:19 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul Click Here to Email Jedi Soul Edit/Delete Message
Twi'lek Babe...

I do believe that is the best parody I have ever read... I'm printing this out right now... GOOD JOB!!!

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Stellar
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posted 09-05-1999 02:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Stellar Click Here to Email Stellar Edit/Delete Message
Twi'lek Babe, love the song!

Finally got to start my weekend last night. I usually get Sunday off anyway, and I get to take the holiday because they don't want to have to pay me on a holiday. Well, we did a little shopping, then went to our favorite coffee shop in Tempe and there happened to be live music. Very cool band called Harare. Lots or xylophone(sp?) and drums.

Everyone have a great Labor Day!

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Jedi Soul
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posted 09-05-1999 05:53 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul Click Here to Email Jedi Soul Edit/Delete Message
Ahhhhh...
Slacker Christmas Eve...
What shall I do?

Hmmmmmmm... Watch ANH? Or ESB? or maybe drive 20 miles to the only multi-plex still playing TPM?... No wait... that would be betraying the slack... But I would be betraying the slack for Star Wars, which is the root of all slack... ok... I'll stop mumbling...

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Stellar
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posted 09-06-1999 01:15 AM Click Here to See the Profile for Stellar Click Here to Email Stellar Edit/Delete Message
What is this doing on page three?
UP! Where people can find you on Tuesday!

Happy Labor Day!

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THX 1204
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posted 09-06-1999 10:11 AM Click Here to See the Profile for THX 1204 Edit/Delete Message
I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bored ! Damn Labor day, damn it to hell !

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Twi'lek Babe
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posted 09-06-1999 06:52 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Twi'lek Babe Click Here to Email Twi'lek Babe Edit/Delete Message
Ha HAH....I have returned to the slack earlier than anticipated!! Had a riotous SW quoting good time in Mos Sedona, but 'tis good to be back. Thanks Darth Tater, Jedi Soul, and Stellar, glad to hear ya's liked the tune! And BTW Stellar, drop me a line if you're ever in the Mos Metro area, if ya want!
The Star Wars Slacker Tribe rules!!!!!

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Jedi Soul
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posted 09-06-1999 07:00 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Jedi Soul Click Here to Email Jedi Soul Edit/Delete Message
HAPPY SLACKER CHRISTMAS!!!

I hope you all had a great day off...

(My deepest sympathy to our friends in Europe... ...)

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Darth Tater
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posted 09-06-1999 08:02 PM Click Here to See the Profile for Darth Tater Edit/Delete Message
Merry Christmas everyone! Congradulations Jedi Soul!
Well, I start school tomorrow, and though you will be seeing much less of me I shall remember you all and I will keep strong in the slack, even when I am far away from a computer. Slack on!

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