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Topic: Star Wars May Cost Me My Job: The Christmas Special
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Sandfarmer IV Junior Member
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posted 09-03-1999 12:40 PM
I am Slackasaurus Rex, the Funk Master General after all. IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 12:53 PM
Slack on with your funky self! Funk the po-lice too!IP: Logged |
DarthNut Member
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posted 09-03-1999 12:58 PM
Slack on everybodyIP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 01:24 PM
The slack is especially strong this Friday before a 3 day weekend.... Excellent... Most excellent....IP: Logged |
Jedi Soul Member
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posted 09-03-1999 01:28 PM
You can't resist the Funk! Slack on everybody... the funk is w/ us!IP: Logged |
Sandfarmer IV Junior Member
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posted 09-03-1999 01:31 PM
Awwwww yeah my funk soul sistah. IP: Logged |
C Creepio Member
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posted 09-03-1999 02:09 PM
Cut the mu-zic!I just want to say one thing!!! Slack on.
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Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 02:12 PM
OK, the slack has continued. Check out the Funk thread, that Onion article is hilarious. Clinton is drop 'da bomb on Iraq! And then get the bop guns going, hehehe... IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 09-03-1999 02:13 PM
Well, it's my last day of work and I just found out my boss spends most of her time in the office on the net. I had nothing to worry about! I start school soon, but for now I'm free! Creepio, are you gonna do the awards today since the forum was down? The slack is strong in my family, I have it, my daughter Arsinoe has it, and... my daughter Jedi Soul has it!IP: Logged |
Jedi Knight TarynS Member
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posted 09-03-1999 03:25 PM
What happened to the Chat room. I can't see a thing! Something is not right here.IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 03:28 PM
TarynS, it seems OK to me, try closing the window and starting over, the Sith may be at work.... Slack on...IP: Logged |
gundark Member
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posted 09-03-1999 03:30 PM
not long now... it will be time to go home haven't done a lick of work again today ! IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 03:34 PM
Excellent gundark, you have proven very slack worthy (is that a word?).IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 09-03-1999 04:20 PM
I just found out I'm getting paid for most of the days I was sick and technically I shouldn't be. Why? I guess the appreciate the "hard w**k" that I (don't) do.IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 04:24 PM
Tater, that rules!!! Slack on Emperor Tater!IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 05:26 PM
What is the slack doing way down here???? Up you go.IP: Logged |
Sandfarmer IV Junior Member
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posted 09-03-1999 06:00 PM
Hey guys. I plan on spending the "anti-labor" day weekend so drunk that I won't be able to operate a computer. I will see everyone Tuesday. Cheers. Slack on. IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 06:03 PM
Slack, slack, slack, Slack, slack, slack... (Sung to the tune of Spam from Monty Python)IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 09-03-1999 06:14 PM
Sandfarmer, you da man! Counting down the posts till 1000... Sincerely, Your EmperorIP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 06:20 PM
Me too! SITH here I come!IP: Logged |
DarthNut Member
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posted 09-03-1999 06:40 PM
I only have 677 posts until 1000. Now 676.IP: Logged |
Obi Two Member
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posted 09-03-1999 06:45 PM
Slack on! I must slack to SITHdom!IP: Logged |
The Cheshire Cat Junior Member
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posted 09-03-1999 07:18 PM
Thanks gundark and Hacienda for the greetings. That made me feel a whole lot better (and it did edit the post after all. I'll never get the hang of this)IP: Logged |
Senator Binks2 Member
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posted 09-03-1999 07:39 PM
Hey everyone. Sorry for bitzing out of the chat yesterday. The company just moved to new offices, and the server was taken down with a vengeance.Anyway, it's official. Today was my last day of work as a summer intern, so as of this evening, I'm just another university student again. Fortunately, you've all given me hope. After spending all my time with you, I now KNOW that there are jobs out there with [music swells] air conditioning and padded chairs and the Internet, and... and...[music fades] yes, work too. The dark side never goes away, it just rots slowly in your inbox. Even if there was no Internet today, though, you'll be pleased to know that the slack was with me. Some people spent the time packing up their desks, others just puttered around looking bored, and then left early, as I did (2:30pm). The highlight, though, was being paid to go and buy beer from the corner LCBO (Liquor Store) for a "going away" lunch we had. It was pretty spectacular... and led directly to drinking at the office, something which -- if you haven't done it -- I highly recommend. Anyway, I don't know how often I'll be able to get on during "working hours" from now on, but I'm sure I'll see everyone around. And Hac, I'm working on completing that Darth Astley song... should have it finished soon. Catch you all later. The Binks IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 09-03-1999 08:55 PM
Hello Cheshire, welcome to slackdom! Binks, congradulations, our jobs ended on the same day. 14 posts till SITH![This message has been edited by Darth Tater (edited 09-04-1999).] IP: Logged |
Twi'lek Babe Member
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posted 09-04-1999 01:25 AM
Bwha-ha ha ha ha heheheheh!!! Wish my day had gone as humorously as Creepio's! Altho I can't be in here with you all during those stupid eight hours, I did manage to waste a whole hour today finally writing the lyrcis to "Slackeritaville", which after a little fine tuning will follow...an ode to Creepio's favorite job description and our dedication to the Slack....BTW, it may not necessarily cost me my job, but might just cost me my ride as I was told 'I almost gave up' because I was in HERE this morning when I should have been out THERE! Yousa guys are such a bombad influence!! Keep up the good, um,.. work!!! IP: Logged |
ded Member
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posted 09-04-1999 05:46 AM
Hello people! I'm back! How's everybody here this morning, and have I missed anything over the past three weeks? Also, what's the adress of the website cause I've forgotten it? IP: Logged |
Twi'lek Babe Member
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posted 09-04-1999 11:05 AM
Ok, I gotta get this in here before my cousin comes to drag me away camping. Geez, I never thought I'd kinda wish I could stay home where the computer is! Bear with me, I'm not usually good at this, but I did the best I could furtively scribbling at my desk yesterday!"Slackeritaville" (sung to 'Margaritaville') Livin' on no sleep Gettin' in too deep There's not enought time in the day to read all. But I keep on tryin' And time just keeps on flyin' Stuck here in the forums and havin'a ball. Poured me a fresh cup Got my feet propped up The chores and the job are beginnin' to slide. My friends get concerned when They don't know where I've been Got lost visiting the Star Wars Slacker Tribe. Posting away again in Slackeritaville Searching for that last thread I just saw Some people claim that laziness is to blame, But I know, it's George Lucas's fault! There's new topics each day And so much we can say The subjects are endless on these four great flicks. And tho we're all scattered It never has mattered We're Star Wars Fan family, us dudes and us chicks. Posting away again in Slackeritaville Searching out that damn thread I just saw Some people claim that craziness is to blame, But I know, it's George Lucas's fault! We're all in here yakkin' When we should get crackin' On more mundane things like our jobs and our lives. But it's so much more fun To get nothing else done But chat about Star Wars the rest of our lives! Posting away again in Slackeritaville Searching for Creepio's new thread I just saw Some people claim that laziness is to blame But I know, it's George Lucas's fault... Some people claim that craziness is to blame, But we know, it's all Lucas's fault!! See y'all on Tuesday--have a very slackin' good holiday!!!!! IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 09-04-1999 11:26 AM
Twi'lek Babe, that's a masterpiece! ded, the web page is at http://welcome.to/swmcmmj. 5 posts till SITH...IP: Logged |
Sabé Member
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posted 09-04-1999 03:20 PM
Hello, Ded !! I'm very glad to see you again !! IP: Logged |
DarthNut Member
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posted 09-05-1999 10:40 AM
Good morning slacker. Tommorrow is slacker christmas! I can't wait!IP: Logged |
Jedi Soul Member
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posted 09-05-1999 12:13 PM
ATTENTION ALL... THIS IS MY 500TH POST... ...ATTENTION ALL... SLACKER CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW... CELEBRATE APPROPRIATELY... SLACK CONTINUOUSLY... ... Have a nice weekend, everybody... IP: Logged |
Jedi Soul Member
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posted 09-05-1999 12:19 PM
Twi'lek Babe...I do believe that is the best parody I have ever read... I'm printing this out right now... GOOD JOB!!! IP: Logged |
Stellar Member
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posted 09-05-1999 02:02 PM
Twi'lek Babe, love the song!Finally got to start my weekend last night. I usually get Sunday off anyway, and I get to take the holiday because they don't want to have to pay me on a holiday. Well, we did a little shopping, then went to our favorite coffee shop in Tempe and there happened to be live music. Very cool band called Harare. Lots or xylophone(sp?) and drums. Everyone have a great Labor Day! IP: Logged |
Jedi Soul Member
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posted 09-05-1999 05:53 PM
Ahhhhh... Slacker Christmas Eve... What shall I do?Hmmmmmmm... Watch ANH? Or ESB? or maybe drive 20 miles to the only multi-plex still playing TPM?... No wait... that would be betraying the slack... But I would be betraying the slack for Star Wars, which is the root of all slack... ok... I'll stop mumbling... IP: Logged |
Stellar Member
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posted 09-06-1999 01:15 AM
What is this doing on page three? UP! Where people can find you on Tuesday!Happy Labor Day! IP: Logged |
THX 1204 Member
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posted 09-06-1999 10:11 AM
I am very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very bored ! Damn Labor day, damn it to hell !IP: Logged |
Twi'lek Babe Member
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posted 09-06-1999 06:52 PM
Ha HAH....I have returned to the slack earlier than anticipated!! Had a riotous SW quoting good time in Mos Sedona, but 'tis good to be back. Thanks Darth Tater, Jedi Soul, and Stellar, glad to hear ya's liked the tune! And BTW Stellar, drop me a line if you're ever in the Mos Metro area, if ya want! The Star Wars Slacker Tribe rules!!!!! IP: Logged |
Jedi Soul Member
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posted 09-06-1999 07:00 PM
HAPPY SLACKER CHRISTMAS!!!I hope you all had a great day off... (My deepest sympathy to our friends in Europe... ...) IP: Logged |
Darth Tater Member
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posted 09-06-1999 08:02 PM
Merry Christmas everyone! Congradulations Jedi Soul! Well, I start school tomorrow, and though you will be seeing much less of me I shall remember you all and I will keep strong in the slack, even when I am far away from a computer. Slack on!IP: Logged |