posted 10-19-1999 09:20 AM         

Psssst!

Points to secret compartment under the floor.

posted 10-19-1999 09:22 AM         

1) Good afternoon. dapper...

posted 10-19-1999 09:46 AM         

If anyone else wants to it's
http://server2.ezboard.com/bstarwarsmaycostmemyjob

posted 10-19-1999 09:48 AM            

"Slackers Rule"

P.S. the blue bulbs ran away to join Mctusken's turnips

posted 10-19-1999 10:48 AM            

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Fly right thru a meeting or bounce to close to a manager and that will end your Slack real quick

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Golden. The whole thing. LP- you are finally learning the slacking techniques that I have already enjoyed. Perhaps we've all learned something here today.

Like this:

YODA
Confer on you, the level of Vice President, the company does. But agree with you taking the new employee as your Slackawan learner, I do not.

OBI-WAN
Qui-Gon believed in him.

YODA
Chosen to Slack, the boy may be. Nevertheless, grave danger do I fear in his employment.

OBI-WAN
Mister Yoda, I gave Qui-Gon my word. I will train Anakin, without approval from the board of directors if I must.

YODA
Qui-Gon slackiance I sense in you. Need that, you do. Agree with you the board of directors does. Your Slackawan apprentice, Anakin will be.

OBI-WAN
I don't have to actually do any work though, right?

YODA
Of course you don't. Now, go back to sleep I must.

posted 10-19-1999 10:58 AM         

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Well, look at you...a general!

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posted 10-19-1999 11:14 AM            

NEVER

(it's too much work)

posted 10-19-1999 11:24 AM         

quote:

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laaaaaaaaaaaaaid back...with my mind on my money and my money on my mind

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posted 10-19-1999 12:30 PM            

My people have struggled long and hard to talk like Yoda. Don't mock us.

posted 10-19-1999 01:51 PM         

Actually, did anybody see The Boondocks not long ago where Jar Jar became a Black Panther?

posted 10-19-1999 01:58 PM            

He was one of us.

The struggle continues.

posted 10-19-1999 02:11 PM            

I need support!

Check out my special announcement thread!

//warm flat beer

posted 10-19-1999 02:13 PM            

I take offense.

I'm more of a girdle.

posted 10-19-1999 04:06 PM            

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LP- you are finally learning the slacking techniques that I have already enjoyed.

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C C: "Remember, a Slacker can feel the Slack, flowing through him!"

LtP: "You mean, it controls your inaction?

C C: "Partially...but it also disobeys your manager's commands."

<Picks up headphones; plugs them into CD-rom drive>

"This time -- let go of your proactive self -- and slack on impulse!"

LtP: "But...with the volume up, how am I supposed to ignore the phone?"

C C: "Voice mails they will leave you; trust them!"

LtP: "Well okay, here goes..."

<Puts on headphones; puts music CD in. Name flashes on phone display as line lights up. LtP tenses up. Line light stops; name goes away and "message" light comes on phone panel. LtP relaxes.>

LtP: <Removes headphones> "You know . . . I could almost feel nothing. I did almost not hear the phone!"

C C:"Congratulations. You've taken your first step into a slacker world."

posted 10-19-1999 04:47 PM         

A C Creepio a new thread. You have outdone yourself. I've missed your threads. And I see you've plenty more out there for me to play in. Thank you. Very considerate of you to create so many playgrounds.

Hacienda That song was wonderful. I couldn't stop laughing when I read it. dapper bloke that should go on your website and shrined there. Or should I be recommending this to Obi Two

Jedi Soul call me Im at home home now. I tried calling you the other day and the number did not work.

Hey Gundark and Darth Tater I hope the two of you are keeping out of trouble.

Well my classes official start next week so Im going to go home and slack till then. You'll probably see me more often again once they give me homework. Well later all.

posted 10-19-1999 05:11 PM            

Just an interesting quote that seems really strange out of the context of the novel I found it in. If anyone knows what that is from, they win a cookie.

posted 10-19-1999 06:50 PM            

Now tell me, am I out of my mind?

Certainly not.

And where is Jedi Soul? I've haven't seen her since she made that "sweetie" thread on Saturday.

posted 10-19-1999 09:46 PM            

Let me be the first to welcome you back stellar! Glad to see you around again.

I was wondering about Soul as well...anybody have any news?

posted 10-19-1999 10:42 PM            

Did I miss something? Someone talking about the 80's and I didn't see it? Where...where?!?

posted 10-20-1999 01:55 AM            

Ah, probably different network, huh.

Actually the 80's I was referring to is the temperature. Supposed to be in the 90's again soon....whaaaaa!

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I go!

posted 10-20-1999 04:59 AM            

Thanks for the welcome back! I have missed you guys!

Yep, Twi'lek Babe, those eighties are great. Feels good to be able to sleep with the windows open and the AC off. The cats love it too.

I have inventory this morning (it's currently 2:10am and I have to be in at 3), so I thought I would do my best to make this easier to find for the day shift slack. Wouldn't want you guys to have to work to hard at your slacking!

posted 10-20-1999 05:27 AM            

PreacherBoy is posting in the SC...!!! and I still have the capability to ban him...