ladies' man

"Little Debbie is a dirty slut." -Mortimer_Snerd
ROTS > ROTJ, TPM, ESB, AOTC, ANH
Republicans for Darth Sidious
For a SAFE and SECURE society!

COFFEE, you can sleep when your dead.
without coffee
COFFEE WHERES MY COFFEE!?!?!?
"you focus determins your reality." qui-gon jin
"you saw what you wanted to see" jagged fel ruin

=w=
Unemployed and luvin' it.
I shall breed the perfect pet.
It will have the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog

Hi honey. Guess what I did at work today? I wore a bomb. A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers. I could get lucky. Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb. I could kill more people. Maybe they'll be innocent people. Children, maybe.

You can bomb the world to pieces,
But you can't bomb it into peace.
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitude.

I only make fun of you because I have no self esteem and hate myself.

SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANAKIN IS DARTH VADER

GUINNESS FOR STRENGTH

John Wayne's not dead; he's frozen. As soon as we find the cure for cancer we're gonna thaw him out and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. Know why? Ever taken a cold shower? Multiple that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Hi honey. Guess what I did at work today? I wore a bomb. A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers. I could get lucky. Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb. I could kill more people. Maybe they'll be innocent people. Children, maybe.

I'm sick to death of hearing things from uptight-short-sighted-narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just Gimme Some Truth

You can bomb the world to pieces,
But you can't bomb it into peace.
Freedom is a road seldom traveled by the multitude.

Never tell me the odds !
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of mortal men ?
Such obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl !
* Edited at moderations request gosh darnit *
If adventure has a name ... it must be INDIANA JONES !

Hi honey. Guess what I did at work today? I wore a bomb. A nuclear bomb in a field of flowers. I could get lucky. Tomorrow I could have a bigger bomb. I could kill more people. Maybe they'll be innocent people. Children, maybe.

Please to applause for my good friend Beavis

I really like this forum. It's filled with intelligent members and staff
who regularly post interesting and thought-provoking threads. All of the
policies, and the general attitudes, of the administration are fantastic.
Also, please unban Sarcasm.

domo

Please to applause for my good friend Beavis